schmashley schmeese

@offbeatorbit’s hp fandom slop account bc I want to avoid the civilians on main. mostly yapping about snape, lily, snily + jily. pls don't perceive me ♡

[schmashley schmeese @orbitoffbeat]

Thank you so much for drawing my doomed 70s children for me, @maluceh 🥲#snily

[PennnLannne @penelohpee]

I feel like, if he'd survived, he'd have gained some prominence, maybe not to the extent as he'd had in canon, but he'd be wholly uncomfortable with it.

[PennnLannne @penelohpee]

This is a great question that I've been marinating on since you sent it a few days ago, anon.

[schmashley schmeese @orbitoffbeat]

@ohhevans Thank GOD lol

[schmashley schmeese @orbitoffbeat]

Hi I’m back lol

[schmashley schmeese @orbitoffbeat]

@rosudaktulos @penelohpee Exactlyyyyyy 😇

[schmashley schmeese @orbitoffbeat]

@rosudaktulos @penelohpee 🙂‍↕️

[schmashley schmeese @orbitoffbeat]

@sodamnsalem Tits, but both are good

[schmashley schmeese @orbitoffbeat]

@borsukuje Oh!

[Bellaire @Geiyu3]

Voldemort, Baby Harry, and Lily. Halloween 1981. In another universe.

[PennnLannne @penelohpee]

lol my life

[PennnLannne @penelohpee]

He collects trinkets from the person he likes. Collects as in steals and trinkets as in personal items and trash.

[schmashley schmeese @orbitoffbeat]

DELETE

[ro @aureabore]

the comments were saying “snape trying to get lily’s attention” 😭

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

This is frying me

[schmashley schmeese @orbitoffbeat]

@penelohpee @rnbafthours LOOOOOL

[PennnLannne @penelohpee]

Fudge witnessing Snape at the end of PoA and then again in GoF

[schmashley schmeese @orbitoffbeat]

@lupinflowrs The 00s are truly back! It looks cute!

[Bellaire @Geiyu3]

It will always be funny to me how Hermione immediately clocked the Half-Blood Prince as a creep, while Harry and Ron were busy singing his praises. She was the only one standing on business about how weird it was to invent experimental curses as a teenager.

[schmashley schmeese @orbitoffbeat]

Do ppl realize how happy this makes me?

[pen ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ @ohhevans]

i always bury references to my friends in my writing. those who are new here may not know but the moon landing is actually a foundational friendship moment for @orbitoffbeat & me. she watched me become a doctor but she will always know i didn’t know when the moon landing happened

[schmashley schmeese @orbitoffbeat]

@lupinflowrs This is so funny lol I wish people like this accepted that you can call something sexualized and then just be like “I don’t really care in this case tho” and move on instead of doing this lol

[schmashley schmeese @orbitoffbeat]

@Geiyu3 @rongfulyh8edsev STOP LOL