old bahru

wow. everything is computer

[old bahru @orbitous]

me when i use prima facie in a sentence that doesnt need the word prima facie

[old bahru @orbitous]

🫩🫩🫩

[NAJO :p @najuurp]

Gente eu pedi pro meu tio imprimir um pdf e mandei uma figurinha, olha oq ele imprimiu

[Not Now John @fryspati]

@GPCR50 It’s too late, I’ve already portrayed you as the bloated and limp Mao and myself as the impeccably postured Lee Kuan

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[Matthew Griffin @griffinmatta]

@HollowTired 🧐

[old bahru @orbitous]

End of history my ass

[Jason Smith - 上官杰文 @ShangguanJiewen]

Francis Fukuyama admits that China's model has supplanted that of Western liberalism.
👇

[Cairo Smith @cairoasmith]

There's a common misconception that Brutalist buildings were unpainted, but thanks to microscopic analysis of the exteriors we can now recreate what they looked like in their prime.

[Genesis ! @astralbimbo]

All asians at some point in their lives will activate a gene within themselves that makes them stay away from super sweet drinks and desserts

[haruo @haruotpe]

今日台湾で話題になってるニュースは、オバさんがバスの運転手と言い争いになり運転手が「なんで運転手をいじめるんだ〜」と大泣きしてしまったというカスハラの話題。

[old bahru @orbitous]

it’s so over for the retail trader

[Johann Kerbrat @JohannKerbrat]

Singapore, here we come. Robinhood has received in-principle approval (IPA) from MAS to offer brokerage services. We’re excited to deepen our presence in SG, our APAC headquarters and empower more investors across the globe. 🇸🇬

[old bahru @orbitous]

@eigen_moomin @wassielawyer More grab jacket larping must be done

[old bahru @orbitous]

honkies take note

[The Knowledge Archivist @KnowledgeArchiv]

“I may speak the English Language better than the Chinese language, but I’ll never be an Englishman, not in a thousand generations.”

-Lee Kuan Yew (Founded Singapore)

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

‼️ Meet Devesh aka IDISSEVERYTHING, he used an exploit to gain unauthorized access to a screener company, then downloaded the latest Avatar movie and leaked it.

He was also sentenced in 2016 for breaching NFL's Twitter account. And tweeting with it. From his home IP address 🤡🧵

[old bahru @orbitous]

top rated restaurant on xhs in 20 days

[moku @mokudesuka]

I'm thinking of opening a Singaporean Cuisine restaurant.

The menu is just Malay food with 'Nyonya' in front of the name.

Nyonya Kaya, Nyonya Nasi Lemak, Nanyang Kerabu, Nyonya Asam Pedas etc

[j @meadandjuniper]

Literally all I need in life is a large vibrant friend group full of extroverted nerds, a beautiful smart funny gregarious girlfriend, and a high paying job that is both intellectually rewarding and socially impactful. That can’t be too hard right?

[Buyback Capital @Larryjamieson_]

Claude, please find me a business class Singapore Airlines flight to Bangkok for less than $2000 in the next 3 months. Make no mistakes

[old bahru @orbitous]

hei shou influence

[Dr. Luke in China @96Stats]

I made a public complaint on Chinese Social Media (小红书) about how i hate how bad smoking is in public places in Xinjiang, literally every cafe or restaurant people smoke, yet in big cities they already have bans.

My post went really viral and the government have just made a new law banning smoking in indoor public places from May 1!! I received lots of messages from women today thanking me for it saying i was the one to change it🤣🤣

[old bahru @orbitous]

that nadia girl cfm don’t shower in the morning

[Eli Clifton @EliClifton]

Singapore is training Israel in how to conduct executions of Palestinians?