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[jen m @orca_supporter]

staring at my hasbrowns in this Waffle House thinking about how I too would like to be smothered

[jen m @orca_supporter]

if I keep moving, the feelings can’t catch up w me

[jen m @orca_supporter]

I love pistachios, but have never had pistachio ice cream. Today I tried it. And dare I say… the actual pistachios dotted throughout ruined it for me lol

[jen m @orca_supporter]

I am having Really Tough Week

[jen m @orca_supporter]

I want to go to the show later but I also want to go to bed

[jen m @orca_supporter]

is there a better cry than a silent one in the back of an uber?

[jen m @orca_supporter]

the ultimate meal is radioactive shrimp scampi with the panera lemonade that kills people to drink

[jen m @orca_supporter]

I think about The Rent is Too Damn High guy a lot

[jen m @orca_supporter]

hear me out: i could just die and then I wouldn’t cause anyone anymore trouble!

[jen m @orca_supporter]

my favorite part of hockey is watching the boys makeout w the stanley cup after they win the championship #florida #panthers #StanleyCup #hockey

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I don’t even know how we got to this point

[jen m @orca_supporter]

just waddled home from dinner w a massive food baby and my hand patting my tummy gently like I was actually pregnant

[jen m @orca_supporter]

it the Wild West out in Midtown

[jen m @orca_supporter]

shout out to the women who just discovered fernet and the bartender who didn’t know what jagerbombs were at Salty Dog

[jen m @orca_supporter]

had a dream last night where I was at a shop looking at fish purses and then today got an ad for bags shaped like fish 😭

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my bf has the cutest dimples 😭

[jen m @orca_supporter]

GRWM for a first date! Watch me: eat a cupcake, lounge after work too long to take a shower, rush to get ready, and do my makeup in the dark backseat of a Lyft!

[jen m @orca_supporter]

This is my other pet now I guess lmao

[jen m @orca_supporter]

I bought pupae to hatch into flies for my pet spider to eat. But one hatched in the fridge (they aren’t supposed to) in a container too small for it to do so - its wing is deformed and it can’t fly. I am now invested in this lil guy and gave it a blueberry to eat

[jen m @orca_supporter]

thinkin bout how I’ve spent a decade working for UF Health in a laboratory and still make under $20/hr (it’s depressing)

[business woman @a_s_h_t_e_n__]

you’re a top?? you’re a bottom?? okay well you could be my silver springs blue green colors flashin