Percy

The asshole in the corner, drinking whiskey.

[Percy @orcbelly]

The secret to getting ahead is getting started. --Mark Twain

[Percy @orcbelly]

Happy New Year!! To the Mountain!

[Charlie Sykes @SykesCharlie]

If there are more powerful things on Twitter tonight, I haven’t seen them. Watch this.

[Percy @orcbelly]

If you Event, there’s no reason not to try winning the Silver Ticket! https://t.co/vCKaVdQ9ys

[Percy @orcbelly]

I have an aversion to instigating epiphanies in others #Alone

[Percy @orcbelly]

It was like a hobbit mansion on steroids... #BellyUp https://t.co/AoOurDoAad

[Percy @orcbelly]

P: So, did the stone get passed?
N: Not yet, it's still in my colon.
#Nickelful #BellyUp https://t.co/LpPCJD3u1t

[Percy @orcbelly]

T: I encountered a beast on my way to HermitFest and slew him...
R: then wrapped him in cellophane and styrofoam...
T: with a magical ice pack!
#ToeCutter #Rio #BellyUp https://t.co/wNvNj1PO41

[Percy @orcbelly]

Everyone thought we were a gay deaf couple... #BellyUp https://t.co/lkoM2ERJC1

[Percy @orcbelly]

He wasn't naked, he had his hat on... #Alone #BellyUp https://t.co/VOBZQLPBdw

[Percy @orcbelly]

MrsT: What is the meaning of life?
N: Well, I've got 30 seconds, so I'll pontificate on that...
#MrsTinker #Nickelfull #BellyUp https://t.co/mtVFJGDXmQ

[Percy @orcbelly]

N: She took my shit job!
R: Fuck ya, I took your shit job!
#Nickelfull #Rio #BellyUp https://t.co/uOHNMFnhwm

[Percy @orcbelly]

I'll show you a mini Percy! #BellyUp https://t.co/BlNDLRIEKL

[Percy @orcbelly]

I'm an unmotivated mutherfucker #BellyUp https://t.co/a8k2KInD2E

[Percy @orcbelly]

I think we should do an Orcish Christmas... I want an Orcish Santa Claus! #Rio #BellyUp https://t.co/tJXHaZM7M9

[Percy @orcbelly]

You could totally take the Orc's Belly up the Mountain #Rio #BellyUp https://t.co/GR7RWsYSSJ

[Percy @orcbelly]

How to lose at HermitFest 4.20... drop your lighter stare at it for a second and say, “Not Mine...” #HermitFest420

[Percy @orcbelly]

Bingo Sheet in the Almanac... #Blackwall #BellyUp https://t.co/oyuuOrLNf7

[Percy @orcbelly]

No matter what Percy says, it does not involve cleaning the biffies with your hair #Rio #BellyUp https://t.co/tlwXtuIOxd

[Percy @orcbelly]

You're not gonna talk all day, what do you need a pool for? #BellyUp https://t.co/W1Q8tKt3Jg