Orch Dork Problems

Those problems only Orch Dorks can understand.
shostakovich.

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the spit instruments

[Orch Dork Problems @orchdorkprobs]

is it really thursday if you don't get your viola stuck in your locker and miss a rehearsal

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i feel like this mashup of my humps and new world symphony would have been the perfect ringtone for my motorola razr
https://t.co/aYoTHjKhqt

[Orch Dork Problems @orchdorkprobs]

just had one of those rehearsals where your fingers turn into slugs and it sounds like you haven't played in four months. y do you betray me

[Violinist Problems @violinistprobz]

teacher: sorry I don't remember any of these notes lmao [plays it perfectly]

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teacher: you just played it like this [breaks instrument in half] i'm exaggerating but

[Orch Dork Problems @orchdorkprobs]

*comes home from college* "mom, i'm going out, i'll be home later"
"have you practiced yet today?"

do things ever really change

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the only pain worse than breaking your rosin is breaking someone else's rosin

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9/10 times

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tis the season for the strange kid upstairs to come out and start practicing toccata and fugue in d minor in the dorm lobby

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tfw u find out the super cool cute girl down the hall is also a violist

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complain-y second violinist: "ugh I don't like this piece"
conductor: "ITS NOT COOKED YET! you're not supposed to like a raw egg!"

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how anyone can keep a straight face while singing rossini's cat duet is beyond me #meow

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laughing at the drama in the horn section from afar

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a percussionist's national anthem

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current mood: not kreutzer

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When your sister steals your shoulder rest for four months and on the day after you buy a new one, you find it in her violin case <<<

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that concentration face you don't want to admit you make

[Ciara Hansel @cilyb11]

@orchdorkprobs being closer to your stand partner than your significant other 😂