Diana

An American Expat in Denmark

[Diana @orcka]

My dad’s brutal.

[Diana @orcka]

@realDonaldTrump ...how egotistical you are?

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great.

[Diana @orcka]

Dear lame bus driver for 388, Let me bring my coffee with a well-secured lid on the frickin' bus. It's Monday. #movia #ridiculous

[Jeff Mason @jeffmason1]

Obama orders a classic Reuben sandwich at a shop in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

[Diana @orcka]

Dear check-out kid at SuperBest,
Green onions (forårsløg) NOT the same as garlic (hvidløg), or asparagus for that matter. You owe me 3 kr.

[Diana @orcka]

Dear Movia, For a bus that only runs every 30 minutes, being 18 mins late is just stellar. #movia

[Diana @orcka]

Dear Sweetest Day,
I file you under the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny. You're not real, but people like to believe you are

[Diana @orcka]

Dear mother-in-law, You're welcome.

[Diana @orcka]

a/s/l?

[Diana @orcka]

@urlovelycolors Let's not exaggerate. It's 16 years. I think I just died a little on the inside.

[Diana @orcka]

I'm curious. What's the first screen of your smartphone look like? #firstscreen

[Diana @orcka]

Dear Monday, Today hurt.

[Diana @orcka]

Dear neighbors,
Get a calendar. New Year's Eve was a week ago. I'm pretty sure we can 86 those fireworks now.

[Diana @orcka]

Dear America,
Only in Denmark would a work team meeting involve who can drink 2 pints of beer in the least amount of time. Try it.

[Diana @orcka]

Dear Denmark,
Soup spoons. Spoons used for eating soup.

[Diana @orcka]

Dear Faster Inge,
RIP.

P.S. Who's going to get that 6-year old Peugot you left behind?

[Diana @orcka]

Dear Sunday,
Please don't be over.

[Diana @orcka]

Dear gods,
Why are you against me?

[Diana @orcka]

Dear cough,
Go away.