onion rings but it goes to voicemail 🧅

purveyor of green, master of orcshit. art / horror / videogame / birdwatching enthusiast. i rt random nonsense

[onion rings but it goes to voicemail 🧅 @orcslayer_]

https://t.co/gv05Xo4ydA critique my medias at your peril

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

I'm fundamentally hungry. Wanna go grab a bite to eat?

Sure. How about we go to that new sushi place? I heard it's ontologically yummy.

Dude, that's an objectively good idea.

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I'm drinking some red juice pretending its wine so I feel cool and mature, and I'm 28

[ri ri an COMISSIONS OPEN @RabiscosRian]

ok green

[coochieCrusher420 @h8scd]

tried to jerk off but i immediately thought about killing myself

[coli DR SPOILERS𓆝 ⋆. comms r closed @pump_upthejam_]

This is literally them #DELTARUNE #krusie

[Germ @jaggedspine_]

hashtag #krusie

[Brookse @omegasoftware99]

theres nothing there.

[DUMMPSTER @dummdummp]

your dad's my best friend!

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Setting off an an intellectual suicide vest in the crowded marketplace of ideas

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

my lightswitch off voicelines:

"Return me to the darkness"

"So falls eternal night"

"A comforting cloak"

lightswitch on lines:

"Lets shed some light on the situation"

"These lands are not so sinister under light of day"

"REVEAL YOURSELF!"

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

beagle bartender: what’ll it be
me: dirty martini—shaken
beagle bartender: this isn’t just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright *starts shaking and his ears flap*
me: hahaha :) hahahaha

[Victim @sementard]

(Internalizing an insult) That's right. I am the lowly, unlovable wretch. You get it

(Internalizing a compliment) I would really prefer if you never talked to me again

[|| francis.gif 🇮🇪 || (4/5) €OMMS OPEN || @francis_gif]

#deltarunespoilers

[avery @fllmetal]

ok this epic kingfisher edit

[🫧 @snakeoide]

tomorrow tomorrow i love ya tomorrow

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

(being murdered) we are reaching unprecedented levels of over

[janeTM🏳️‍⚧️ @jane_trademark]

everybody hates sonic r