I'm fundamentally hungry. Wanna go grab a bite to eat?
Sure. How about we go to that new sushi place? I heard it's ontologically yummy.
Dude, that's an objectively good idea.
my lightswitch off voicelines:
"Return me to the darkness"
"So falls eternal night"
"A comforting cloak"
lightswitch on lines:
"Lets shed some light on the situation"
"These lands are not so sinister under light of day"
"REVEAL YOURSELF!"
beagle bartender: what’ll it be
me: dirty martini—shaken
beagle bartender: this isn’t just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright *starts shaking and his ears flap*
me: hahaha :) hahahaha
(Internalizing an insult) That's right. I am the lowly, unlovable wretch. You get it
(Internalizing a compliment) I would really prefer if you never talked to me again