Ty Stewart

[ravens @_R4V3N5_]

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of two beers

[Mark S. @MarkDSw]

@reaIityobserver The first trillion is always the hardest.

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If you’re 28 years old go fuck yourself

[DrankDummy @DrankDummy]

@misstinataurus What it do bitch

[abby @abbythesaintt]

imagine u go bowling by yourself and u go sit down but it’s ur turn again

[neby @neby_nebs]

nature is so beautiful .

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

I don’t think there needs to be this many options

[v⚡️sco @viscovolt]

idc what nobody says dogs > cats. if a cat did ts to me its going to a shelter that night and im not looking back.

[the big wave @makjako]

It’s so busy rn in this pizza shop, the guy behind the counter is losing his mind genuinely. Somebody added garlic knots late and he was like oh so now you want garlic knots, the guy said do you hate me and then dude was just like “Nobody hates you.”

[miss bae @yungskuntebony]

When you in the top 0.001% of listeners you should be able to go to the artist house

[Josh @JoshuaLelon]

My friend just had a baby yesterday and this is what he said about what it’s like

[mau @rllydu]

you wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti

[AndieIsOnline @AndieIsOnline]

I thought it was a spam text 🫠

[SLATER @SmokeRuntz]

imagine being a Shark in that water lol. Theyre probably like ahhhhhhhh lol

[Denaissa ✰ @Vvdeeeee]

The Bible ate with that amen at the end

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

him: are you fucking stupid?
me:

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[bum @BattleRapBum]

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[grant🪐 @grantmeaglizzy]

i cannot believe my frontal lobe is fully developed. like this is it for the rest of my life lol i’m so fucked.