Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード)

Twitter's leading Amish attorney.
Meme Sommelier
Order of the Polecat Moonbeam.

"Plus Ordy is just a Genx political comic genius"
11th plague of Egypt.

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

Curse of Stephenarros #20: Coriadoras https://t.co/33mflN9jAc

[Timmy Gibbs @Timmy_Gibbs73]

Can't argue with Doc. -RJ Trevena

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

@ChestyPullerGst One of the most underappreciated movies of our age.

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

Forget sequels, I want the directors cut of "13th Warrior" that is allegedly out there somewhere.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What unmade sequels would you have liked to have seen

[Tooth Chipper @Tooth_Chipper]

Stay frosty out there, shits only gonna get more weird.

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

@faroutmadman @welder_jac There's a whole story about how cursed that movie was and the fact the directors cut never made it to market is the final insult.

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

cc @YesThatVCharles

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

So maybe more than a rumor
https://t.co/1hxeHpDD6U

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

@welder_jac https://t.co/MqVXcWDZcq

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

So maybe more than a rumor
https://t.co/1hxeHpDD6U

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

@welder_jac RIGHT?!

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

@pathfinder342 No.

[JR-Old Man Who Yells At the Sky @pathfinder342]

Has anyone here ever allowed their Pizza Rolls to cool before eating them?

[Welder Jack @welder_jac]

Right into my veins!

'Director John McTiernan (who also directed Die Hard) shot a 127-minute version of the film titled Eaters of the Dead. This original cut was a dark, tense horror film that heavily focused on the mythical creatures (the wendol) and the claustrophobic terror of the story. It also featured a more sinister musical score by composer Graeme Rev'

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

@DrLukeWright Allegedly.

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

@faroutmadman @welder_jac I mean, I dig the movie already... but if that is still out there, I must find it.

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

@TacticalSnail It's supposedly amazing.

[Arthur Frelling Dent @ArthurFrDent]

Doood.

[Jurasskick @jurasskick]

@OrdnancePackard 30th anniversary comes in a few years. What a great opportunity.

[Welder Jack @welder_jac]

I need this in my life.

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

@welder_jac Look into the history behind the filming and the re-edit.

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

GOING LIVE NAO!
https://t.co/XOdk1P9qXK