Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード)

Twitter's leading Amish attorney.
Meme Sommelier
Order of the Polecat Moonbeam.

"Plus Ordy is just a Genx political comic genius"
11th plague of Egypt.

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

[Flapjack @bonner_jr1979]

I endorse this message wholeheartedly

[LibertyJ @LibertyJen]

“But Jen! You should respect the Muslim Tate because he has so many TikTok views on a Chinese propaganda website!”

The guy is an absolute evil POS. He has always been a POS.
I don’t give one iota how “popular” the evil is. Evil is evil.

[Physics Geek @physicsgeek]

Democrats: Oh noes, it's impossible for USA citizens to get a photo ID.

According to Dem logic, if we made all of these illegals legal, they would be unable to obtain photo IDs/CDLs.

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

@mnsibley

[Mark Sibley @mnsibley]

GM! Monday again!

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

National Moon Day. Where we take a moment to recognize *OUR* Moon.

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

@2ndATexan @SchmukQatarlson

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

@price_dominie @2ndATexan @SchmukQatarlson Just choked on my coffee.

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

Important announcement.

Before going full retard, check who you're responding to.

[2ATexan @2ndATexan]

@SchmukQatarlson You should get your knowledge of tactics from authoritative sources and not from TV and movies.

[Charles DeGlopper @bronzebarbarian]

sad thought of the day. America cannot win a war against the insanity that is islamic regimes. We lack the current will to just obliterate the entire thing. And if we did for just a few moments decide to...

[ULTRA Grizzly Biker DAD @AnotherHomoCon]

Good talk, son.

[Khan Noonien Singh @wtfcetialpha5]

<what ya thinking about>

"I dunno. Communism and stuff."

[Physics Geek @physicsgeek]

This is a serious problem which, if I read the GOP tea leaves correctly, will not be addressed beyond some sternly worded letters.

Seriously though, deport them all and fine the ever living f*ck out of the companies that hired them.

[Aggie The Barbabe @AggieTheBarkeep]

Good morning ☺️

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

Good morning.

[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

If all Flock cameras did was look at things in public view, you'd be correct. The image capture is probably constitutional.

That's not all they do.

They collate information, and allow law enforcement to track people. Carpenter v. United States is a similar ruling that says searches of that type were not constitutional.

The supreme court will need to weigh in, but my guess is, the photographing is fine, the collating, tracking, and saving of information for later use is not.

[SarahBeara @SarahTheBanned]

As a woman, I just sat in a corner, crying because I just couldn’t get my pasta pass because democrats told me I’m too incompetent to get an ID so here I am without pasta. #PutThatInYourPipe

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Things people say when they're stoned all the time and incredibly lazy:

[☕Captain Spooky, USS New Jersey, NX-67860☕⚡🚗 @yourbuddyspooky]

Hands down, the absolute best take on the Cobra's arrest.