Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード)

Twitter's leading Amish attorney.
Meme Sommelier
Order of the Polecat Moonbeam.

"Plus Ordy is just a Genx political comic genius"
11th plague of Egypt.

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

“Make this the most annoying Monday possible, throw in extra humidity and make traffic absolutely fucked.”

[Grateful Calvin @shoveitjack]

Public Service Announcement:

FXX just started over from Season One of The Simpsons.

Which means there's probably a good week of all-day marathons before you get to the "unwatchable" portion of The Simpsons oeuvre.

[Tooth Chipper @Tooth_Chipper]

"Olds"...

"(30+)"

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@OrdnancePackard And the fact that in many places it's nigh-on impossible to build anything because every single person gets a veto, even if they don't live in the neighborhood.

[EnthusiasticallyBored @Verbish75]

@OrdnancePackard Also she ignores the upwards of $50k in development fees per home in San Diego plus the market there is insane because California... $900k seems to be media price.

High price, high regulatory cost and barrier locations are just likely going to favor rentals over owners.

[Rob Roskowiak @nILFeed]

@OrdnancePackard

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

@scause1701 Exactly!

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

This entire album is a masterclass in hardcore punk.

Happy Monday

https://t.co/UWXfeArJZ2

[5_Coogs @5_Coogs]

If you see a buggy like this parked at a Circle K just keep traveling because @OrdnancePackard is most likely out back with some poor kids mom.

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

@TheyCallMeNans

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

How, exactly, did we do that, sugartits?

[Sue.Cee Q. 🇨🇦❤️ 🌻🌞🍁🌲🥶 @soo_ceeQ]

@HenriAGS And the US has destroyed the myth that they're a democratic republic. 🤷‍♀️

[The Raffish Grimalkin ᓚᘏᗢ @MadCatPandora2]

@VikingRobVWO @OrdnancePackard Beef it up a bit.

[Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) @OrdnancePackard]

Ackshually, sweetheart...

Unrestricted immigration coupled with entitlement programs are why the housing supply is low. The rest is supply/demand economy.

[Ashley Luna @RealAshleyLuna]

Landlords, landlord hoarding & charging high rent is the reason why the housing supply is low, costs are inflated & it’s difficult for renters to save money for a DP.

I’m the reason why the landlord doesn’t have to get a real job to cover his personal expenses or lifestyle. Did u ever thank a renter once?

[Joan of Argghh! @ReformedArgghh]

*snerk*

[TheMorningSpew2 @TheMorningSpew2]

So basically, Quality Heath Centers?

[Charles DeGlopper @bronzebarbarian]

That which is not punished is permitted

[4nt1p4tt3rn 🏴‍☠ Appalachistan Wolf Lodge #47 @4nt1p4tt3rn]

This whole right-wing influencers defending Flock thing is yet another opportunity to be grateful that God is granting you the ability to increase your discernment.

When someone tells you who they are, believe them.

[Viking Rob @VikingRobVWO]

I first saw this picture 14 years ago and I still feel like it's a great idea.