Happy Friday, Twitter!
As Vanessa Redgrave once sang, "It's May! It's May! The lusty month of May!"
Let's hope our April Meme of the Month finds himself a nice 'date' in the prison shower.
I'm honestly scared to think what next month's meme will be...
Sorry for not posting or engaging. I am not doing well. And I don't plan on discussing that all over Twitter.
But this miserable life still has its little bonuses.
For the 33rd consecutive year, Lord Stanley, once the pride of Canada, will belong to the USA. If you see a Snow Mexican, make sure to rub that in for me in my absence.
Trust me, they hate it. They hate it so much, expect the MAID rate to skyrocket again, like after the Olympics. Some of those poor younger Syrupeans will get MAIDed without ever having seen the Cup come home to Canada.
Happy 250th, America. Hockey belongs to us now. 🇺🇸
As for me, I'll see ya when I see ya.
He just tripped and fell on a tattoo needle?
Repeatedly? Thousands upon thousands of times until it miraculously made the insignia of an SS death squad?
Wow. Helluva accident. What are the odds?
The symbolism is downright dripping!
RFK Jr. Shares a Video of How to Handle Leftists -- Oh Wait, It Was Only a Pair of ACTUAL Snakes
https://t.co/2jRYMzVh43
@MassieforKY You're never going to release anything. Here's how I know:
1. You've been saying you would for months now. Zippo.
1. The ONE time you thought you did, you ended up with egg on your face. And you should have been sued for defamation.
So, how about just STFU and go away.
@vjon@bonchieredstate Why didn't Joe Biden, the shower molester of his own child and Senate hallway rapist, ever release any of the Epstein files, twatwaffle?
Your idiotic J6 talking point is equally as stupid.
But you keep licking windows, thinking that you have a point.
If you want to ensure you are never taken seriously by anyone -- ever -- make sure to keep shouting "fASciSt!! RaPiSt!!! RRREEEEEEEE!!!" as often as possible.
...While simping for a guy with an actual Nazi tattoo who has blamed women for being raped.