that’s so reagan

[that’s so reagan @oreagantan]

why's it called a hamburger ??

[that’s so reagan @oreagantan]

something really comforting about seeing long term relationships end 😌

[that’s so reagan @oreagantan]

idk how y’all do that 9 to 5. i’m really struggling

[that’s so reagan @oreagantan]

zuck if you’re listening i’m in the market for a new skincare regimen. do with that what you will

[that’s so reagan @oreagantan]

sometimes i finally clean my room and... for a fleeting moment.... think that maybe i do deserve joy

[that’s so reagan @oreagantan]

i cover my laptop webcam but i also track my blood flow and horniness on an unverified app. it’s called balance

[that’s so reagan @oreagantan]

alright it’s not funny anymore. who the fuck is watching boston legal on my hulu .

[that’s so reagan @oreagantan]

ahhh so sorry i have a hard stop at noon - need to call my mom and ask her what i should have for lunch

[that’s so reagan @oreagantan]

@Buncahn raytheon! emits evil energy

[that’s so reagan @oreagantan]

ohhhhh “People Manager”? I could’ve sworn you said therapist

[that’s so reagan @oreagantan]

sometimes i put over the ear headphones on top of airpods and put both in noise cancellation. it’s like a vacuum

[that’s so reagan @oreagantan]

i thought going to target would make me feel better but now imjust CRYINGINTARGET

[that’s so reagan @oreagantan]

@BennyVirgin hahahaha

[that’s so reagan @oreagantan]

no one thought to tell me i was unmuted while POWER-HUMMING Hungry Like the Wolf ??

[that’s so reagan @oreagantan]

@mlambler This Is So Valid And So Real . i lichrally can’t believe i’ve done this

[that’s so reagan @oreagantan]

Soaking Dishes Is A Myth Perpetuated By Big Roommate

[that’s so reagan @oreagantan]

I Got Queerbaited By Bram Stoker’s Dracula™️

[that’s so reagan @oreagantan]

gonna promote a secret starbucks drink called scooby snacks in hopes that at least one teen accidentally buys illicit drugs from a barista