Montana should close their borders from other states to prevent coronavirus. Y’all tried to give us away to Canada last year, how you like our sanctuary state now?
last night in drunken frustration i dropped a class. i’m not saying i’m proud, all i’m saying is that if the university is going to call it a W who am i to argue with them
me: i’m not going out tonight. i’m a junior in college. i’m sick of frat parties. i’m too old for them. decrepit and irrelevant. no ma’am i will be STAYING IN tonight
me two hours later: