Weasel the Wall Licker

Star Trek-loving mustelid. Not a fan of fascists. BLM supporter. Tired of stupid mean people and their dumb hats.

[Weasel the Wall Licker @Oregon_Ferrets]

"The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality."
--JFK

[Weasel the Wall Licker @Oregon_Ferrets]

@NoLieWithBTC Chip Roy hates babies because before the beard, he looked like THIS!

People would walk down the hallway after him shouting, “YOU LOOK LIKE A BABY!” and “GET IN MAH BELLEH!”

People still shout it because he cries every time. Poor baby.

#ChipRoyLooksLikeABaby
#ChipRoyHatesBabies

[Weasel the Wall Licker @Oregon_Ferrets]

GET OUT OF THERE, #TuckerCarlson

Oh no.

But maybe Tucker can teach #Putin the Ill-Tempered Genocidal Cyborg about love. Tuck’s got gumption. I just know he could do it if he really tried!

#TuckerCarlsonINTERVIEW
#PutinInterview
#cyborg
#HumansFuckYeah

[Weasel the Wall Licker @Oregon_Ferrets]

@Cobratate #GretaThunberg and I think you would definitely be a Little Caesar.

Pizza! Pizza!

@littlecaesars
#TateHatesPizzaBoxes

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

I figure if I take up vaping and grabbing the hog during a live musical, they'll make me a folk hero.

[Weasel the Wall Licker @Oregon_Ferrets]

@FLVoiceNews Not everyone can shop in the little boys department, #DeSantis

#Fetterman can’t pop in to the local Marshalls and pull a suit off the kids’ rack like your mom does for you.

Now go practice human smiling in the mirror.

[Weasel the Wall Licker @Oregon_Ferrets]

@mjdix8 @Silence17Dogood @ElieNYC This is your logic, not mine.

Personally, I believe in bodily autonomy for every person.

If someone doesn’t want to donate a kidney, they shouldn’t be forced to.

If someone doesn’t want to donate the use of their uterus, they shouldn’t have to.

[Weasel the Wall Licker @Oregon_Ferrets]

@mjdix8 @Silence17Dogood @ElieNYC During early development, the gonads of the fetus remain undifferentiated; that is, all fetal genitalia are the same and are phenotypically female.

Thus, if you think you are male now, you are #transgender

You must agree. I put “Thus” in there and everything.

[Weasel the Wall Licker @Oregon_Ferrets]

@mjdix8 @Silence17Dogood @ElieNYC The fact that you specifically mentioned “drowning kittens is none of your business” makes it seem like that’s an intrusive thought you have often.

They have pills for that now.

What kind of science-free, medieval, festering swamp do you live in? Is your family tree a stick?

[Weasel the Wall Licker @Oregon_Ferrets]

@mjdix8 @ElieNYC #MileyCyrus already went there with the abortion cake in 2019. DO try to keep up.

(This original abortion cake style was created by baker/artist Becca Rea-Holloway. I always give artists credit. It’s the right thing to do. Like tipping your waitress and not hitting your wife.)

[Adam Sass @TheAdamSass]

This society really takes every little boy and emotionally shakes them to death, huh?

[Weasel the Wall Licker @Oregon_Ferrets]

@DarrenMays11 Stop thinking about #schoolgirls having their #periods.

Are you secretly some kind of #edgelord or something? Are you whackin’ it to some GapKids catalog? What the hell, man?

Leave the #underage girls alone.

[greg @mistergeezy]

😂😂😂😂😂

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Everyone is entitled to dignity and respect, no matter who they are, whom they love, or how they identify.

[Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TX_]

Omg📦📦📦🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭☠️

[Weasel the Wall Licker @Oregon_Ferrets]

@jordanbpeterson What are you going to do? Bleed on me?

[Weasel the Wall Licker @Oregon_Ferrets]

@tedcruz YOU put partisan loyalty above the love and respect of your wife. That’s your party’s thing.

If there’s evidence a Democrat did a crime, bring it. Nobody is above the law. That’s the foundation of our country: All people are created equal and should be treated equally.

[Weasel the Wall Licker @Oregon_Ferrets]

@RCdeWinter Strangely, Bible Jesus was against divorce. It was in the Sermon on the Mount and everything.

#MarjorieTaylorGreene is divorced. #LaurenBoebert just filed for #divorce in May. And #Trump has two divorces so far.

Fan-fiction #Jesus is very different.

[Weasel the Wall Licker @Oregon_Ferrets]

@TeslasRock @BrianKarem It looks like #Trump is on a roller coaster in that meme. And he’s just started going down the biggest hill.

Gonna be a long bumpy ride down for that guy. Tons o’ fun for the rest of us though. Imma get me some popcorn.
🍿

#TrumpIndictedAgain
#TrumpForPrison

[Weasel the Wall Licker @Oregon_Ferrets]

@ALEXNEWMAN_JOU @sansculottestoo @Mind_Your_Media @USDA @GOP “The Market” was a perfect environment when it was just a chicken, a seller, and a buyer.

But I don’t have time to cruise down to Tyson and see if the slaughterhouse is okie dokie. Nobody does.

So I pay TAXES so someone else does it.

No fun knife house tours for me, thanks.

[Weasel the Wall Licker @Oregon_Ferrets]

@ask_aubry 1. Give them $5 and tell them to wash and wax my car
2. “Why are you all bunched up? Are you cold?”
3. Tell them there are no cuts in line for the PS5, no matter where you sit
4. “Did you call each other before getting dressed? Or is *this* a coincidence?”

They look scared.