Sam The Faux Ferret 🇺🇸

I am Sam Jr (Widdle Sammy) the bastard offspring of Samuel_Clemons the ferret and a proud new owner of a GI Joe Hummer on weekends.

[Sam The Faux Ferret 🇺🇸 @SamDaFerret]

“When someone tells you who they are, believe them the first time.”

-Maya Angelou

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

Alice Huang, who had affair with Jensen Huang, has now returned to China and is living in Beijing, according to Bloomberg.

[Lior 🐝🐝 @ChaiLife613]

She knows. #NeverVance

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Ilhan Omar's bodyguard reportedly indicted on felony charges.

[Sam The Faux Ferret 🇺🇸 @SamDaFerret]

Mystery of Tim Pool’s beanie solved:

[Shane 𝕏 @ChooseGoodKarma]

IYKYK

[Sam The Faux Ferret 🇺🇸 @SamDaFerret]

@CUNY_Prof @ByHisGrace As dumb as he is arrogant and condescending.

[Wilfred Reilly @wil_da_beast630]

My GOD.

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

How is this legal?

[Axios @axios]

SCOOP: President Trump authorized a crackdown on companies suspected of diverting Nvidia's advanced AI chips to China on Thursday, but one administration official repeatedly stood in the way: Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick. https://t.co/5Duzi14eEp

[Toxic Cowboy 🤠 @toxiccowboy02]

The best tweet I've seen in a while 😎🤟

[The Fulk Intelligence Report @FulkIntelReport]

Tenet Media.

[Bosch Fawstin @TheBoschFawstin]

This gutless turd, who once posted that he favored burkas to western female dress, stupidly celebrates that Muslims ‘like’ the pope, when that damns the pope. The only non-muslims that Muslims ‘like’ are chumps who submit to Islam and Muslims.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

America should not be pressuring @Israel to show restraint against Iran. We should be working to stop Iran's nuclear drive.

[AG @AGHamilton29]

China planting a spy to have an affair with the Nvidia CEO and China-tied groups using far-left activists to scare communities into blocking data-center development are not unrelated.

It’s the same story: China is fighting for the future, and it doesn’t plan to fight fairly.

[Michael Weiss @michaeldweiss]

Before she was blown up in Moscow, Daria Dugina shared her favorite sources with John Mark Dougan. https://t.co/0mK1Tq8jX7

[Sam The Faux Ferret 🇺🇸 @SamDaFerret]

If you watched “Yes, Dear” there’s an episode about cheese which was both brilliant and hysterical. His timing was impeccable. Sad to hear Anthony Clark is gone.

[Variety @Variety]

Anthony Clark, an actor and comedian best known for starring in six seasons of “Yes, Dear,” died Tuesday. He was 62.

https://t.co/qf9OYUYPdE

[AG @AGHamilton29]

Rubio has like 5 jobs. He does all of them better than almost anyone else in the admin.

I realize that WaPo is desperate for a story but him traveling to see his son play while working 24/7 for the American people is not a real scandal.

[Sam The Faux Ferret 🇺🇸 @SamDaFerret]

@m_ccuri @iammethankyou If true, Lutnick must be fired immediately, and investigated thoroughly.

[Sam The Faux Ferret 🇺🇸 @SamDaFerret]

@CBHeresy I know it was a joke but ATP nothing would surprise me.

[Mike O'Malley @TheMikeOMalley]

Anthony Clark died yesterday. He was a hilarious guy. When my wife Lisa and I were dating back in the mid-nineties, Anthony was already famous in Boston, regularly selling out comedy shows. The first time we saw him at The Comedy Connection we laughed and laughed and laughed. He was so unique—one of those comics who is laughing along with you at the absurdity of his stories and observations. I was a fan before I was a friend. We spoke on the phone three weeks ago. He had us laughing loudly once again. Attached are some snapshots from our last episode of “Yes Dear” which ended twenty years ago after 122 episodes. Rest in peace. Tony.

[Sam The Faux Ferret 🇺🇸 @SamDaFerret]

@bennyjohnson Vance is safe though?