oreo

im just a bunny

[oreo @oreoeuf]

trying to buy a phone charger in person in 2026 is like walking into the store with a big glowing "PLEASE ROB ME" sign over your head

[oreo @oreoeuf]

@CalibrationTest i think this method may have been patched already

[oreo @oreoeuf]

how do you make friends when you're shy, maladapted, and just generally not a good or likeable person

[oreo @oreoeuf]

why the hell is this the Godzilla vs Megalon poster they dont go anywhere near the twin towers

[oreo @oreoeuf]

another productive day at my fake job where i sit around all night and write 100 words of documentation that nobody will ever read

[oreo @oreoeuf]

i dont understand the whole "going outside" thing. like im outside now what do i do? i dont have money to go into anywhere so i just end up wandering around aimlessly

[oreo @oreoeuf]

10 lane highway would probably be so beautiful to experience if cars didnt exist

[oreo @oreoeuf]

went and walked around for 2 hours and remembered philadelphia is the closest thing we have to heaven on earth

[oreo @oreoeuf]

i could lowkey wield the power of a cursed amulet or ring without becoming corrupted

[oreo @oreoeuf]

amazing how the cure managed to put out like 10 of the greatest albums ever made

[oreo @oreoeuf]

anyone else just keep watching tron legacy over and over again

[oreo @oreoeuf]

tron legacy is so cool every time i watch it im just like woww... amazing... beautiful...

[oreo @oreoeuf]

meowed max furry road

[oreo @oreoeuf]

my job is basically to be the guy in the tower in the middle of the panopticon and i make $1568 a month

[oreo @oreoeuf]

did 3 interviews for a job then got ghosted. sure thats fine i didnt really want it anyways

[oreo @oreoeuf]

every time you go outside in philadelphia theres a 20% chance u experience a deeply healing sense of beauty in ur surroundings. the other 80% of the time it feels like ur in eraserhead.

[oreo @oreoeuf]

if u go living without any friends long enough u start building new neural pathways nobody else has that make it impossible to carry a normal conversation

[oreo @oreoeuf]

me trying to get my friends to watch senritsu kaiki file kowasugi

[oreo @oreoeuf]

if ur in ur 20s and ur circle isnt discussing senritsu kaiki file kowasugi its time to get new friends

[oreo @oreoeuf]

sorry but if ur movie doesnt have The Stinking Liquid in it then i dont really want to watch it