Omoge Dollarz🌸

[Omoge Dollarz🌸 @oreoluwaOG]

Finally going to read a little life by Hanna Yanagihara, I will come back to this thread everytime it makes me cry 🧵

[dude man510 @yonevz]

It’s clit (crazy lit)

[Lamone @LamoneDaSleeze]

When I say please excuse the mess when my house is spotless

[jenny @idcjenny]

do not fret
i will crack u in due time

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

yeah.. *flicks cigarette* i knew the muffin man

[kd @kdlovrr]

they’ll braid your intestines together if you’re soft spoken and awkward

[+ @lkhdme]

love is not for cowards.

[odysseus skywalker.🅴🇵🇹 @ntmgfrvr]

omo bro we get it, your penis is big and mighty. stop the overcompensation abeg, i'm bored of it.

[21 SAVAGE @Big21savage21]

anytime somebody do sum weird I just work on myself cuz what da fck am I even doin here

[𝑺𝒅𝒖 @shufflesdu]

You can survive wrong family if your partner insulates you from them.

Great family can't protect you from a terrible spouse.

[rin ✷ @cherryfunked]

can't wait for my noise pollution sons return

[meaty_sweetie @manlikeabz__]

I am always fascinated by women who forgive cheating. I truly think it's one of the most unforgivable things out there.

[mr wife @wrinklefreelee]

whose pussy is this? did someone drop their pussy? anyone here lose a pussy?

[ODEAL @iamodeal]

I’m forgiving… it’s the forgetting that’s hard

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Poverty has convinced a some Nigerian women that every man with money is the right man to marry — BBN’s Tochi

[Omoge Dollarz🌸 @oreoluwaOG]

You’re an angel goddamn it babyyy

[ؘ @hildsbrach]

ainda bem que existe a hipocrisia pra eu poder fazer hoje o que eu critiquei ontem

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

just accidentally said "bruh" on a work call and my coworkers laughed

[mike @thando__23]

someone pretending to be something they are not knowing you want a serious relationship, while all they want is to sleep with you is very sick btw

[Dr. APK @Lordkyril]

When I’m hanging out with Nepo babies and I mistakenly say “Mineral” instead of Soda…