Orian

Eat your heart out fiction fan, truly the truth's the stranger document

[Orian @oreopostale]

ouch!📌

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

The Romans would have seen this and immediately gone insane

[Personality @hi_personality]

among the giants

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Going out for the night, and Rod Serling narration from the heavens started introducing me as "a vile man, one that holds no principles" who will "soon learn the most important lesson of all". Troubling.

[Popper @poppernumtoo]

strange paper i found outside jersey mike's

[🌺 caulk🌺 @tenthousund]

i bet finding nemo rly fucked up some single dads w dead wifes back then

[(Naz Dream) @nazdream_]

high watching old smosh videos muted with ween on

[dez @dezpill]

internet all day

[bran @slugopolis]

watched the first 15 minutes of digital circus and it appears i have been tricked by 13 year olds. will not happen again.

[Orian @oreopostale]

@jetsetladio

[alob 🥀ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @alob_e]

30-year-old guy who still gets fomo. Bro your life is over

[david (gay man) @gothicman50]

picking this out of the criterion closet

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

“I like knock knock jokes. You ever hear a knock knock joke Conan?”

*pause* Conan stares holding back a laugh

“Once or twice”

“Knock knock”

“*laughs* Whose there?”

“It's the police ma'am. Your son has been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead."

[🎷🦭 Ponsuke 🎷🦭 @PonsukeTheSilly]

telling googles ai that im eating and drinking increasing amounts of salami and monster energy until it starts shouting at me to get help

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

The street provocateur cowers at the sight of its natural predator; the genuinely deranged passersby

[Nick @MartyrLeftAlive]

this gets funnier every time i see this oh my god dude

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

You cannot factually describe the black people kool aid pineapple situation to normies without sounding like you’re in the KKK

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

they put me in the oven, france, ca. 1350