This country is a joke

New one

[Nas 🇨🇲🇰🇪 @hyeinergy]

when he calls me mid sext and finds me frying plantains

[💗 @ma1ybe]

someone has to tell them

[Tolulope @osunsinatolu]

You don’t save to buy a car. You just wake up one morning and DECIDE to buy a car. You then use your savings (which was not intended for getting a car in the first place) plus small loan to finance the purchase.

[Mind of the Motherland @UncolonisedMind]

Your biggest mistake is thinking these rulers are incompetent.

Deliberate sabotage is not incompetence.

[savvy pleb @savvypleb]

my worst fear is ending up with a man that finds stuff like this funny

[𓃵 @Themalickwrld]

T'es en plein sommeil et ton grand frère qui part au travail à 4h du matin te demande de venir fermer la porte

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Unpopular opinion

It’s not incompetence.
They’re destroying the country on purpose.

[swagbag⛷️ @feranmi_dgaf]

I go Dey complain about MTN network, Una go Dey shout go buy starlink
Na starlink I go carry go buy Ponmo for market nau

[RB Jaeger. 💫 @RosebudAnwuri]

“You’re absolutely right — I was wrong”

[ᴄᴊᴺᴸ✌︎︎🌐 @NORMALLIF3STYLE]

Me eating the food meant for break time before morning assembly. 😭😂

[Ifekamm @oshiam_Omede]

In Somalia, men protest and got back their rights to marry children.

In The Gambia, religious men are in court to bring back FGM

In Sierra Leone, wives are still getting the husband stitches.

In Nigeria, the government is sponsoring old men to marry teenages as 3rd wives.

[Bukky baby @theOlubukolami_]

And let me tell you, if this man had raped a boy child, nobody will touch him with a ten foot pole.

They’d have call for a national wide protest to have him killed or serve life but his victim is a girl so all is forgiven

This country ain’t shit

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

This why I don’t believe a man can be friends with horrible men and not be horrible. You ARE your friends.

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Na we first announce December movie oh.
Na we first use Train station do announcement
Na we first use Igbo cultural dance do announcement
Na we first use Relay Race do announcement

Make anybody copy am make I see first 💙

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

It’s simple, you cannot be marketing to Nigerians like we are in Beverly Hills.

We have an unspoken language and Funke Akindele understands and speaks it.

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

If someone says we have a pedophilia culture in Nigeria, they will start shouting and wailing. But look.
A convicted pedophile performing in a supposed house of God in one region, in the other region, a state is sponsoring girl child marriage. Okay

[uBHEBHE🇿🇦 @nokwandamhlong0]

Same! Well…in my case, I don’t have money but I still don’t care😭

[Deisine @TDeisine]

Whether Christian men, Muslim men or atheists, one thing I can assure you is that a large number of men will welcome the taliban into Nigeria if they promise them that women will be their slaves. We can keep acting oblivious to the fact that the one thing that unites many Nigerian men is their collective hatred for women.

[Isabella Esther Georgewill @IsabellaGeorgeW]

Can’t wait to see my people @Mide_iw and @kolapo__o 😊 💃💃

[joyce🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @omxfee]

i want to leave nigeria so bad