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Nicki Minaj: *closes door* another day

[Ctrl @orgaPSALM]

I just responded to my first code blue and the entire time I was singing Staying Alive in my head thanks to The Office. HAHAH he died.

[LRMF @LRMF54]

Being the bottom at a no load refused party waiting on it to clot so you can push it out and use it as a piece of chalk

[˚₊‧꒰ა mei ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @FEMMEI9]

blastoise - poly bear
feraligatr - muscle leather daddy
swampert - nerd himbo
empoleon - annoying gym bro
samurott - salt and pepper bottom dilf
greninja - he/they anime weeb nerd
primarina - douyin twink (trans egg)
inteleon - regina george evil twink
quaquaval - pageantry twink

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

20% in the scary movie franchise is like a 12 minute standing ovation at the cannes film festival

[Vulgar Darling @lanaatyosemite]

When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races

[hiv lovecraft @hyperflesh]

fierce is fierce hunni

[michael @akacinnamonboy]

The turn revealing the Israel merch 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[💎 Symmillionaire 💎 @Symmillionaire]

When I hit more than 2 people with my Panopticon

[Garrett @Celebirteas]

I know Azealia stupid ass is mad as hell 😭

[bloom 🕯️ @bloomthisway]

the fact that little monsters get to utter this sentence minimum twice a year is the biggest privilege ever

[Noé ❤️‍🔥 @noeevermore]

My unaware Clefable:

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Realmente o maior sonho de uma pessoa lgbt é poder viver a mediocridade do cotidiano

[Bones @CybrTwnk]

When you cool with everybody

[𖦹 ☼ sam ⋆｡˚⋆ꕤ @wickedsunshines]

i'm high and i stared her for 12 minutes like smt ain't right

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

I think I downloaded the wrong version of the new avatar movie 🍿 🌬️

[Andy is Watching It Burn @Andysuspirium]

God reveals the logo for the New Testament II

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

I thought they looked like #deliciouspearlonions

[dyl @lovedawoon]

zuko and aang fine as fuck in that movie hold awnnn

[kay 🕸️ @angelsjewl]

the way the gaang would literally be nowhere w/o katara like

[Kacper$ @WRSTBOYONWEB]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Singer slayyyter has reportedly put both her fingers inside a chinese finger trap and has been stuck for the past five hours