brittleboned meth head

how u livin

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

just ate 3000 calories of airport Panda Express ass crack of dawn rooster still tired. And you wanna ask me to move my feet out of the aisle. These are size 13 shoes. Im inbred. Im the serpent in the garden w nicotine poisoning. Youre on vacation w your kids Im dying in real life

[johnny @douchedemon]

wait guys its hot summer nights mid july………………………....

[trash jones @jzux]

my hinge "most compatible"

[TAYLA @ponar15]

she detached her pussy, melted it into titanium and steel, turned it into a hard drive, and when they plugged it into the laptop this is what they heard

[wokeness within the boundaries of mere reason @_me_you_coward]

It was easy for Kate Moss to say nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels because she was from England in the 90s. If she had access to takis the whole trajectory of fashion would’ve been very different

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

Do not try to get a Publix sub if you running late

[rian, the unsafest a24 black @talldyke]

When #that day comes, and inshallah it’s upon us soon…. Idc if it’s 1 degree outside, I am throwing every purchasable, consumable mammal on the grill.

[You’re Innocent When You Dream @5gheg]

After you watch Sex and the City and the Sopranos and HBO Girls there’s nothing left to watch except TLC shows about obese people

[jordy @jkcradio]

#atlantasober

[👳🏾‍♂️Shay-Boogie😎 @HeartBreakSeun]

Young Thug every time they told him he had a phone call

[river moon @kissmeriver]

lana had the needle in her arm, the dust on her nose, the pills in her system and the CRACK smoke on the mic when she recorded ULTRAVIOLENCE!!!! 10/10.

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

sometimes you’ve just gotta put on Cool by Gwen Stefani and pretend you have an ex-husband

[LEO @muvvaany]

I can’t ever have a kid because I’m going be asking for a baby sitters every weekend I’ll be a dead beat no shade

[A beautiful tree, @holzawn]

Me after the mass bird extinction event:

[river moon @kissmeriver]

cardi b has said so many great things but "they want you to be mother teresa" is her best work

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

without fail once I take an edible I’m on medieval youtube

[Velvet Milkman @velvetmilkman0]

Hey Grok what bar is my ex going to tonight