Haley McFadden

The Mom Friend™️ She/Her

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

I would just like to say that I am still not over getting second place in the history fair in the 6th grade.

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

Not to brag, but I’m searchable on GoogleScholar.

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

I deserve a puppy for Christmas.

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

I’m published, kids. https://t.co/lxCm7jZKbr

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

I should get paid extra for having to talk to idiots.

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

Do you ever get home, look in the mirror, and realize the skin around your eyes was peeling and no one told you?

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

It’s criminal that I am working on a Saturday and my employer has provided me with no snacks.

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

My dad is ghosting me on Teams.

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

How does one beg their coworker to come back from maternity leave as soon as possible without pressuring her or telling her one is dying? Asking for a friend.

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

Unsurprisingly I giggled with joy through the entirety of Barbie.

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

@SenMikeLee

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

Annual reminder that Pioneer Day is not a patriotic holiday.

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

Update: nothing happened. We’re relieved and also disappointed.

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

Half hoping to get called out in a meeting tomorrow so I can fight a man at work.

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

Also I did nothing wrong; this guy is notoriously just a jerk.

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

I really feel most like myself when I’m yelling about blurry numbers of agricultural census records from the 19th century.

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

Folded my laundry AND did the ironing???

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

I’m entirely confident that I was not made to work full time. I was made to read books, bake bread, and be annoying.

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

@SenMikeLee

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

The unthinkable has happened. Yes, Dave, my beloved sourdough starter, was the victim of a fridge purge while he was in hibernation.

[Haley McFadden @orginalhales]

@katiehodgie We don’t do that in this family.