@deesnider@HowardStern I mean lots of people have a I met this celebrity or that story. How many people can say Dee Snider chased me with a chainsaw? Epic!
@deesnider I waited on William H. Macy once, and he was very nice guy to everyone. But eventually I had to go into bouncer mode and just be like “Okay, folks. Let the man enjoy his meal.” So I’d imagine a good server helps.
@MeidasTouch Jeez, guys. Everyone knows Trump writes really important notes on the inside of his eyelids. When he closes his eyes for a minute or five, he’s just studying his notes. They’re the best notes! No one has ever had better eyelid notes!