Oriana

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[Oriana @oria2326]

@Matt_Pinner 18 🤦🏽‍♀️

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

at my funeral take the bouquet off my casket & throw it in the crowd to see who next

[Oriana @oria2326]

@WorkElizab Someone else’s husband 😂

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

I prefer to think of all my demons as my entourage.

[hacky sack @h4ckys4ck]

If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry

[Oriana @oria2326]

@MichaelGrahamSC Just horrible 😤

[Oriana @oria2326]

You know that feeling you get when you look out your window and lock eyes with a handsome man walking past and your heart flutters for a second before you realise you’re in the process of cleaning your ears with a cotton bud and he’s broken into a run..no you don’t but I do

[Oriana @oria2326]

What gets my goat on tik tok is when people selling clothing refer to items they’re selling as ‘she’…as in ‘she’s adorable’, ‘she’s so soft and versatile’. Stop it! clothes don’t have a gender, they’re not living breathing creatures 😡

[Oriana @oria2326]

When you’re having to drive a tiny car and it looks like you’re exiting the womb every time you get out

[Oriana @oria2326]

At this point my hoover is full of spiders and nothing else

[Oriana @oria2326]

I turn 60 next year and in my quest to find the best products for youthful looking skin my top 3 are rose tinted glasses, beer goggles and copious amounts of wine of choice

[Oriana @oria2326]

@MrBonMot Can I buy a fox seedling off you 😁

[Oriana @oria2326]

@ShitChester 😂😂 imagine dealing with trolls on your account for eternity !

[Oriana @oria2326]

@EVargasTV More than just a little. They’ve turned Venice into Las Vegas

[Oriana @oria2326]

Just a heads up if you’re on holiday and showing us your view, could you possibly leave out the part of your body from your knees down to your feet?

[Oriana @oria2326]

Does anyone else have that one coworker who never brings any treats to the office but the one time she does she acts as though she brought the Crown Jewels

[Oriana @oria2326]

Facial recognition doesn’t work on my phone when I’m lying flat on my back so if I’m unrecognisable and my husband wants to fantasise about someone else nows his chance

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Took some ZzzQuil last night and woke up 10 miles from home behind a Whataburger dumpster on a discarded mattress.

[Oriana @oria2326]

@piersmorgan Couldn’t agree more

[Oriana @oria2326]

How is it no one in the @KelloggsUKI ad is freaked out by the giant cockerel?