mel!

can anyone tell me the soup of the day?

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

if I am a worm i do not care if you love me, i have Bigger problems. Weather man says it’s gonna rain tomorrow

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

do we think there’s a chance keke palmer is the second coming of christ

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

i would’ve done some DAMAGE in the glee writer’s room

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

“i didn’t like this season of white lotus, last season was so much better” you are being UNGRATEFUL. we got to see carrie coon topless TWICE

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

and how does mike white know this much about female friendships

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

all that and he still hasn’t picked between Duke and UNC

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

What are your thoughts on the Season 3 finale of #TheWhiteLotus?

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

mike white i’m sorry about my previous comments. they were incorrect. you actually should be incarcerated

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

the clock hath struck midnight EVERYBODY STOP FOOLING!!!!!!

[Geoff Simmons @biggeoff69]

Tim Ratliff every 5 seconds #WhiteLotus

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

MIKE WHITE YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

mike white you are one sick puppy

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

i wrote this :)

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

Plan D: Deport the Birds.
We’ll say the birds are terrorists.
https://t.co/oNwZVAUwWw

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

sorry to keep posting about mike white it’s just that i love the diva and also he has kind of a perfect name for tweeting…

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

mike white you are one sick puppy

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

it is so violent of mike white to allow this into the hands of male theater majors

[Pizzarina Sabbaro @verysillykt]

Frankie Grande is kind of the Truman Capote of our day

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

and how does mike white know this much about female friendships

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

@junderscoremae you look like a nut cracker

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

@1hottakemachine who is obama

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

posting ur bf for valentine’s day is basic and tacky ❤️ not when i do it but for everybody else

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

i love being from philadelphia!!!! i love being from just outside philadelphia!!!! i love being from roughly 30 to 40 minutes outside of philadelphia!!!! i love being from newtown squa

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

i drafted this tweet over a year ago. go birds 🦅

[mel! @orientalbuffet_]

i contain multitudes (my celebrity crush is jordan mailata and my boyfriend is a 5’3” trans masc who knows a lot about lord of the rings)