Ming Ms. Chief

作为一个东方人我认可熊猫快车🐼👍

ex gf, gf, grandmother of Asia, thief, food, kung pao, lo mein, crab rangoons

[Ming Ms. Chief @orientalmschief]

@SirTouches congraturrations!🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

[Sir. Touches Himself @SirTouches]

Blowing up the malls HuHots bathroom after bowl 3 >>>

[Ming Ms. Chief @orientalmschief]

Got to play neglected girlfriend after my boyfriend left me twice to take a huhot poop

[Brad Johnson, CFA @brad_johnson6]

“So like how long you been ubering for”

[nancy reagan sexbot @luffymindset2]

thinking abt when i hooked up with a girl in Portland and before i called my Uber back to my friends place i asked to use her restroom and she said "yeah sure but you're not allowed to laugh okay" and this was it

[Ming Ms. Chief @orientalmschief]

@SirTouches no thanks

[Ming Ms. Chief @orientalmschief]

@SirTouches sorry dim sum is only available on weekends 🤑

[Sir. Touches Himself @SirTouches]

I’m sorry I was not familiar with your game Korea

[Ming Ms. Chief @orientalmschief]

ex friends w benefits added me on linkedin, is this what game is nowadays???

[Ming Ms. Chief @orientalmschief]

hear me out

[Ming Ms. Chief @orientalmschief]

@SirTouches how sweet of your parents to buy me dinner 😊

[Ming Ms. Chief @orientalmschief]

someone telling me "this is better than fortnite" while doing it might just be my all time low

[Ming Ms. Chief @orientalmschief]

i love quesadillas i wish mexican people were real

[Ming Ms. Chief @orientalmschief]

okay white boy

[Ming Ms. Chief @orientalmschief]

men, what do boners feel like?

warm regards,
ming ming

[Ming Ms. Chief @orientalmschief]

@ArchieBogdan typical but sending prayers your way

[Ming Ms. Chief @orientalmschief]

@TheTesticalElf :(

[Ming Ms. Chief @orientalmschief]

hot take, these are the best ice cream pints