Ashley 🦋🇵🇷 (she/her)

just out here, raw dogging life with nothing but vibes and a “can-do” attitude

[𖤐 @ahmstephen_]

The greatest pleasure of adults is getting home and walking around like this:

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job

[danny 🦦 @dannylp0305]

Trump when he has to kill Charlie Kirk to stop people talking about Epstein

[samantha’s mumba @mikeyisbrown]

in my boyfriend’s apartment alone wearing his clothes, eating his food, watching his tv

[Daily Snoopy @DailySnoopys]

"how much do you like snoopy?"

me:

[jynx @jynxbby]

men call women easy but i ain't ever met a man that was hard to get with

[brandon* @brndxix]

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

she was a puta 🧚🏼‍♀️✨

[AD @ademnotadam]

Open relationship? How bout I open my jacket and pull out a gun

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

They don’t tell you that you don’t grow out of having accidents on your period. It doesn’t get more manageable.

[tini @tinistinii]

i got a rave this weekend

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when u accidentally block an intersection and everyone is staring at you

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

“how did you find that out?”

me:

[Pop Base @PopBase]

UnitedHealth Group is under criminal investigation by the Justice Department for possible Medicare fraud, WSJ reports.

[reb @rebmasel]

Benjamin & Jerome the only two men l’ve never met but trust implicitly. Since 1978 that ice cream cow has yelled for white supremacy dismantled, racial&climate justice, migrant asylum, LGBTQ+ rights, voting rights, campaign finance reform. Ben’s not new to this he’s TRUE to this

[the killer @deadbodyonline]

he’s so cuuute wtf like adorable

[Cacophony Kid ×͜× @CacoKidOH]

Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE

[Akan thee Doll, Esq. 💜🇳🇬⚖️ @AkanButNoJeezyy]

Use FreeTaxUSA. It’s free to file federal and $15 to file state.

[MetaVersed (Mid-azolam) @PeteBogg]

The tariffs are going to teach the children how to torrent again.

[ayan. @artan_ayan]

three things are certain: death, taxes, and colman domingo having that shit on.