The moment when- with no abandon- you drove your spoon in a mystery sauce, assuming it's honey mustard or sweet and sour, but it's actually a wasabi sitch, and now you have to resign yourself to being a dragon and reassess how not to cough up all the other food in your mouth.
At times I talk to myself in the third person to my preschool class (to be silly) "Alison Logan, where did you put your glasses?" One of them started calling me "Alison Yogurt." Now they're ALL chanting Alison Yogurt ... I'm being bullied by 3 year Olds.
actual conversation from 5 minutes ago.
Mom: I washed your laundry.
Me: thanks ma.
Mom: if you're looking for clean underpants, that's where they are.
Me: thanks
Mom: there were some real skimpy ones in there.
Me: ... good observation.
Happy holidays everyone
What my bf does when he's home alone all day: video games, pees, tik tok, craps, repeat, finally eats for the first time at 7 pm
What I do: eat breakfast, 2 loads of laundry, bake donuts w/icing, cheese snack, watch 20/20, eat again, make appointments, load dishwasher by 2๐คฃ
Alison's Tooth Whistling Excitement BONUS WEEK #53 https://t.co/UpZTCuSJDz via @YouTube
buh BYE 2020- don't let the door hit you on yer way out! As Mama Logan would say ;p Have a HEALTHY, safe, HAPPY NEW YEAR'S Y'ALL <3
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"It's the final countdown"๐ถ BUH bye 2020, you sucked, we all know it- on to bigger better more EXCITING things for 2021! โค๐ฒ ๐ถ
Alison's Tooth Whistling Excitement- Week #50 https://t.co/gOH1jxU26x via @YouTube
xoxoxoxo <3 This craziness is (almost) ovah, so DON'T MISS THE LAST STRETCH! ;p
Alison's Tooth Whistling Excitement- Week #46 https://t.co/jCszGDnPY3 via @YouTube
y'all... I know you're shocked that this is STILL happening, but it is ;p I AM A STUBBORN MUTHAF*CK*R! <3