Marine

I grew up in the mountains peasant

[Marine @original_downy]

I’ve got the humour
While Monica humours me
Balance is restored

[Marine @original_downy]

Me: absolutely wheezing while reading my old tweets out loud

Monica: disassociating

[Marine @original_downy]

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[Marine @original_downy]

When you’re feeling inspired but also full panic mode: inspiraling

[Marine @original_downy]

Sales pitch: the pussy cat dolls but for children

[Good Bean Jokes @goodbeanjokes]

shawty had them apple bottom beans (beans)

boots with the beans (with the beans)

the whole club was looking at beans

she hit the beans (she hit the beans)

next think you know

shawty got beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

the only thing men collectively have is the audacity

[Marine @original_downy]

Adult game night: Jenga, Monopoly, manipulative mind games, twister........

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Why doesn’t anybody love me the way people on Catfish love strangers who won’t video chat

[iain robertson @yoiain]

you: let’s get this bread

j.d. salinger, an intellectual: let’s catch this rye

[ally @allymhennessy]

Important Working Lunch instructional slide RE introducing yourself

[auntie kat @awahihte]

Me waiting for the thrift stores to fill up with all the good stuff now bc of this Marie Kondo Netflix special

[our beautiful rat king @tenderpbj]

shrek be like “dönkæ”

[Marine @original_downy]

Well I just typed the word sandals as sandles and thought that was perfectly correct I think it’s time for bed

[25_male_nyc @25_male_nyc]

white ppl love to use the bathroom before leaving a restaurant and come out shaking their hands dry saying “ready to rock and roll??”