I thought of a new hypothetical to ask your partner: if I was an invasive species would you kill me for the good of the ecosystem or would you love me so much that you’d allow me to ravage the earth
can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target
"That actor looks familiar. What else have they been in?" Most people: no idea.
Neurodivergent me: phone already unlocked, character name searched, actor identified, IMDb open, casually naming five roles they played in 2013 like it's basic knowledge.
when someone gets a viral video on tiktok so they just keep doing whatever it is/chasing that high? very much reminds of me when spongebob kept pulling his ass out after he got attention for ripping his pants.
Wait so I’ve never gotten a wax before. Prolly never will. But when you go, it’s like literally full hole? Ur spreading full hole in front of someone’s face??