Lexi

I like what I do and I do what I like.
Argue with ya Mama, not Me.
#XOtilthedeathofme #INFP

[Lexi @original_lexi]

Loving these replies.

Every state needs a Mamdani

[Jenni @hashjenni]

New Yorkers, what changes have you seen under Mamdani’s leadership and are you generally pleased? If not, why?

[Lexi @original_lexi]

This is killing me lmaoo

Just picturing Cuomo seeing OPs tweet and getting sad while he waters the tree

[eigen @eigenvibes]

@BaileyCarlin little did u know cuomo was painstakingly growing the tree for 3 years

[av glock🧩( -_•)╦̵̵̿╤─ @futonchill]

you should always smell nice cuz the first hole you penetrate is someone’s nostrils

[Lexi @original_lexi]

Perfect. Been wanting to argue

[fish𓆛𓆜𓆝𓆞𓆟 @fishdanshi]

I thought of a new hypothetical to ask your partner: if I was an invasive species would you kill me for the good of the ecosystem or would you love me so much that you’d allow me to ravage the earth

[Lexi @original_lexi]

Jontez is so mf handsome omg

[Lexi @original_lexi]

@thewrldhatesyou They are truly missing out!!!! Mfs don't have to work for shit anymore 😂😂😂

[Lexi @original_lexi]

They're missing out on living

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target

[Lexi @original_lexi]

Hunter, I love you.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things I love about recovery.

[Lexi @original_lexi]

Ever

[Southern Belle @tweetshaeee]

Twitter I do not care how cheap that checkmark is; I do not want it

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Triumph of David, by Giacomo Boni, mid 18th c

[Lexi @original_lexi]

@thewrldhatesyou Something about that sneaking made you feel ALIVE

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

happy pride 💋

[Lexi @original_lexi]

Me asf

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

"That actor looks familiar. What else have they been in?" Most people: no idea.
Neurodivergent me: phone already unlocked, character name searched, actor identified, IMDb open, casually naming five roles they played in 2013 like it's basic knowledge.

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[Lexi @original_lexi]

Easily

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Would you read a 700-page book if the story was amazing?

[Lexi @original_lexi]

This narcissistic piece of shit is sharing his own PR videos LMAOOOO

He gets more pathetic as they days go by

[Lexi @original_lexi]

PERFECT

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

when someone gets a viral video on tiktok so they just keep doing whatever it is/chasing that high? very much reminds of me when spongebob kept pulling his ass out after he got attention for ripping his pants.

[Lexi @original_lexi]

I fuckin knew it

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

[Lexi @original_lexi]

I just can't wrap my mind around this...

BOTH holes??????,

[holytuesday ☘︎ @givemetuesday]

Wait so I’ve never gotten a wax before. Prolly never will. But when you go, it’s like literally full hole? Ur spreading full hole in front of someone’s face??