Dude Man

I’m not verified, but I’m verifiable. I can verify myself. This is me, the original dude man. A simple boy genius and his dog. Economic sarcasm, satire & snark.

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This is my quantl.

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You got to know when to hodl ’em,
Know when to fodl ’em,
Know when to wakl away,
Know when to runl.

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BREAKING: Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent's visible "to-do" list at Camp David revealed a proposal for the U.S. to buy $5 billion to $10 billion worth of Japanese yen, per Reuters.

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@DonMiami3 @RealJohnGaltFla Wen Brick Wall

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@RealJohnGaltFla @DonMiami3 Latest War Update

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@RealJohnGaltFla @DonMiami3 Breaking Breaking News:

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@DonMiami3 Watch out for those wild animals in Scottsdale.

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Having the Home Depot guy cut some 2x4’s to specific lengths for me. He doesn’t know what 9 15/16” means or how to measure it with a tape measure.
He was in his twenties.
I’m certain I knew what 9 15/16” was and how to measure it on a tape measure at age 7.

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@DonMiami3

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@DonMiami3

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@rbswingtrader https://t.co/uTehIPCtbT

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@biancoresearch @CNBC What it’s like to get your investment advice from a guy named Kramer,

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@Rory_Johnston @DonMiami3 https://t.co/BMU2pGnjok

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Today’s geopolitical situation

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Today’s geopolitical situation

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@DonMiami3 Imagine… the US government… having… to cover… their shorts.

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@MrAwsumb @SixFinance “The crowd loses money 80% of the time and then Wall Street kills them at the turns with a knife.” -Me
“Get rid of those blasted backing cameras because learning how to drive backwards changes time involved backing out of a parking space from a half hour to two seconds.” -Also Me

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@DonMiami3 14 years for my overnight success, and only 2 years for the dog. When I remind him those 2 years are basically 14 human years, he acts like he doesn’t get my humor.

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@MauiBoyMacro Hello, Margin?

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@mcuban @DonMiami3 @DigitalSamIAm

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@DonMiami3 Wen AI

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@DonMiami3 “Mrrgum raggum maggum… Too many cars on the roads. Need to find a way to make cars more expensive and get those little people off the roads. Check the dealerships in town and find out if they’re up to date on their mortgages. I’ll fix those traffic problems. Maggum raggum.”

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@kurtsaltrichter And here is how that gets resolved.

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@RealJohnGaltFla @DonMiami3 @rcwhalen @federalreserve @JeffCoxCNBCcom “Energy and purpose”
Wen Greenspan