Original Fall Guy

Three Time Water World Champion

[Original Fall Guy @originalfall]

I love doing business with Arabs. Haggling is so much fun

[Original Fall Guy @originalfall]

Where can I get coke in Roku city

[Original Fall Guy @originalfall]

Oh Max Rebo….. you’re always up to no good …

[Original Fall Guy @originalfall]

Every guy has a sandwich they are just gay for

[Original Fall Guy @originalfall]

Hinge in a bum state like Vermont feels like Messi playing in the MLS. Back to NYC (Europe) and I can’t stand a chance

[Original Fall Guy @originalfall]

I feel like if you tortured Ringo his body would make cartoon sound effects

[Original Fall Guy @originalfall]

It is very important to me that all women understand that I listen to Wilco

[CalCentel @TheCalCentel]

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell is NOT dead. He just getting some dick. We’ve all been there

[Original Fall Guy @originalfall]

@N1archv @EvlieGlorIIa Then why do I enjoy it

[Original Fall Guy @originalfall]

This is gonna be one of those Montenegrin summers I’ll tell you that

[Original Fall Guy @originalfall]

I want a girlfriend that is a feminine lesbian

[Original Fall Guy @originalfall]

@dadondesmond My dad retired at 38. He owns an umbrella and isn’t afraid of a straw. Is he not a man?

[Original Fall Guy @originalfall]

@MichaelBScott69 Doesn’t make you a faggot

[Original Fall Guy @originalfall]

@Mikey_Diesel @hyattwatcher I have a selfie with my brother on the path timestamped for 9:25. At 10:20 I have a photo of the pre-parade I took while standing on a railing on Liberty st

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@lesgoldschnitz Blue wave incoming in that case 🇺🇸

[Original Fall Guy @originalfall]

@CalvinSilentCal Guy who’s happy that Avicii is dead

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@rusty_goldberg @cadeottonburner

[Original Fall Guy @originalfall]

Vroom vroom say the balloon