Ashton

Mostly sports tweets and general complaining.

[☠️Daddy Bones☠️ @UpBeatSkeletor]

Post Malone: “I wrote this song about the Chiefs and the referees”

Plays “I Had Some Help” 💀🤣

[Ashton @originalfaulks]

is #rigged trending yet? #SuperBowlLIX

[Ashton @originalfaulks]

For Johnny. ♥️

[Ashton @originalfaulks]

how i feel about facebook’s updated icon

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

Americans in November

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Edmonton vibe check

[Ashton @originalfaulks]

mcdick gonna wash that suit now or?

[Ashton @originalfaulks]

@TheJayBir @spittinchiclets come tf on - in any building there will be empty seats right as the period starts. people still stuck in the beer or can line.

[Ashton @originalfaulks]

@BartsBytes Bestie can I challenge you to just say Goodrow instead of Barclay Goodrow. I’ve heard his full name more times this series than I’ve heard my own name in my entire life.

[Ashton @originalfaulks]

@ARITZIA My sweatfleece hoodie is disintegrating. I don’t wear it that often and I always hang-dry my clothes so this is pretty disappointing. I have $20 H&M hoodies that are holding up better.

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[Ashton @originalfaulks]

@7BOOMERESIASON Was that Mahomes interception CFL quality?

[Ashton @originalfaulks]

@jk_rowling The least you could do is STFU.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Vikings Magic.

Never runs out.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Got what we wanted for Christmas

#Skol

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Cities should have to bid to host the next season of The White Lotus like the Olympics

[Ashton @originalfaulks]

@CGYTeamStore Can y’all do something about the staff at the Southcentre store? They’re miserable every time I’m there. Wanted to buy a Blasty jersey today and when I asked to see one the manager made me feel like I was inconveniencing her just by existing. We left empty handed.

[Ashton @originalfaulks]

why do i feel like absolutely no one asked for this infographic lmfaoooo