Kuato

Born on Earth, living on Mars, about to start the reactor.

[Kuato @originalkuato]

Logged on today to question the competency of Rock Star Games.

Seriously @RockstarGames are you complete idiots? How is it possible that it takes 12 friggin' years to come up with a new story!?

You seriously suck balls.

You suck, suck, suck! I will never buy another RS Game!

[Kuato @originalkuato]

If given the chance, I’d kiss Rhea Perlman.

[Kuato @originalkuato]

@Tetris_Official I was super confused by the crash screen because I’ve played Tetris for over an hour before! It gets crazy fast but never a crash screen!

So I pulled out my meticulously stored console and game…..

Apparently I have a controversial version?

#tetris

[Kuato @originalkuato]

#twitterisdead bye peeps, for those I’ve developed a friendship with, DM me, let’s stay in touch on Facebook!

[Kuato @originalkuato]

Good job @Twitter. My personal info was found on the dark web.

[Kuato @originalkuato]

@FoxNews @CNN @cnnbrk

@SouthwestAir - yep, it was a shit show, and will be for a while, but seriously, is my son the only one that noticed the ticket agent crying when she had to announce another flight cancellation?

@TMZ

[Kuato @originalkuato]

@GloriaNelson @eyeslikebadu That’s super cool.

[Kuato @originalkuato]

HAHAHAHA!

[Kuato @originalkuato]

Ok, so I just watched Up and it’s all very heart warming until you realize they murdered the insane explorer guy and stole his flying dirigible!

[Kuato @originalkuato]

@GloriaNelson @eyeslikebadu So many of my colleagues have gotten covid in the past two months!

Merry Christmas to you both!

[Kuato @originalkuato]

@eyeslikebadu Being completely alone in my house again I need to talk to “someone”, even if that is just a tweet into the ether!

[Kuato @originalkuato]

@JoJoFromJerz Kinda hot, kinda dumb.

Is she married?

[Kuato @originalkuato]

I’m old enough that I couldn’t rewind and pause TV when I was a kid!

[Kuato @originalkuato]

Ok, so I’m watching #blackmirror again, it’s like my go to time filler and I’m confused.

In “The Entire History of You” they have these super advanced eye implants yet they still need remotes to control them?

What if you lose the remote?

[Kuato @originalkuato]

Suddenly I feel the urge to watch The Love Boat!

[Kuato @originalkuato]

@michelleismyna2 Yeah, me too

[Kuato @originalkuato]

And now it is seasoned!!! #blackstone

[Kuato @originalkuato]

@Realinikki Some of them do.

[Kuato @originalkuato]

My latest toy! #blackstone