LaurenIpsum

degenerate #Giants fan

[LaurenIpsum @OriginalLKS]

@HunterBiden Hi. First-time caller, long-time listener. Anyway, so about Navy? I mean, this shtick is great, don’t get me wrong, but you have a whole 7-year-old you’ve shunned her entire life. Care to comment?

[LaurenIpsum @OriginalLKS]

@floptrina5000 Song of the summer

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@3YearLetterman I don’t see Lou Bega as the opener here. And we obviously end with Closing Time, right? Where my Semisonic fans at?!

[LaurenIpsum @OriginalLKS]

When you wear a piece of your victim’s skull, attempt to murder another inmate, try to escape, what are we supposed to do as a society? She’s had 28 years to find redemption, yet she never took the blessing. Maybe Colleen would’ve, but we’ll never know. She didn't have that choice.

[LaurenIpsum @OriginalLKS]

@meganbjulian And they can’t copy and paste the OGs.

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@MilennialBoom Josephine renounced her American citizenship and said many times that France was her “born again” homeland, you rage-baiting idiot. Also, this is why it’s called “acting.” Twigs is still gonna suck in the role, but find a better cross to bear.

[LaurenIpsum @OriginalLKS]

@_Zeets The show would be 1000% better if he leaned more into his alcoholism.

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@dudlydorit @kenklippenstein 😘

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@ThoughtMiss @kenklippenstein 😢

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@dudlydorit @kenklippenstein I love you, too. ♥️

[LaurenIpsum @OriginalLKS]

@mehulgorilla @rickydigital He’s literally listed as the principal songwriter, you idiot.

[LaurenIpsum @OriginalLKS]

@BenSasse @3YearLetterman @BenSasse, we can’t lose you, man. Think of the memes! 😭

[LaurenIpsum @OriginalLKS]

@dionnewarwick is an American treasure. https://t.co/wDDvxMF2zc

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@DiscussingFilm Memento is asking for half of it’s plot back.

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@PInsider_ Let’s get unconscious, honey. ❤️

[LaurenIpsum @OriginalLKS]

@PhrankKake @some_melon @BrianWilsonLive His estate runs his account. 🙄

[LaurenIpsum @OriginalLKS]

George Michael, duh.

[Idris Elbow 💪🏾 @YallLuvCris]

These are the biopics we need next

[LaurenIpsum @OriginalLKS]

@JMYvinec @monalaxxx Yes. Yes, you are the only one. David was six when his dad poured kerosene on him and set him on fire. You and your commenters are sick in the head. How you even find this to be a casual conversation is demented. Seek help.