Taylor Hawkins

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[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

My customer threw me the keys to his Tesla today and told me to make sure I hit US-19 to feel it. Oh and he decided to stay home. A fucking joyride in his autopiloted- 0-60 in 2 second car. You sir, are my hero.

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

Something I’ve learned in my 30’s- it’s okay to enjoy the slow, rainy day. The work will be there tomorrow.

Slow down and enjoy life. We only get 1.

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

Bitches think I’m pimpin in linen and salamander sandals

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

I built a super simple Google Sheet to help overwhelmed entrepreneurs clear their head and focus on the right tasks each day.

If your brain feels scattered lately, this might help:

https://t.co/HDc6gRrV6b

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

Fuck this shit I’m out 😅

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

Please stop posting your children on the same Snap account you’re promoting your OF.

How’s gonna hoe, but think of the children..

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

Hi- I’m Taylor and identify as hungover

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

I don’t drunk shop, I drunk invest.

I just woke up to 1500 out of my account and 3 separate stock accts funded with 500 each.

I’m actually not mad cause they were good buys 😂

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

You’re gonna need God and all his angels if this is my daughter. Didn’t even watch it, the headline is enough

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Teen who savagely beat 9-year-old girl on Florida school bus charged with battery.

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

@emaleigh_teal I just like it

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

@themattmic Chat GPT

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

I know I’m fine- but the money makes me handsomer. Walk around smellin’ like a come-up and the answer for her problems.

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

I bought a Onewheel last night and I’m fucking pumped to pick it up

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

Literally went from paying rent late 2 years ago to setting appointments with accountants and attorneys

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

Just woke up to half my paycheck gone. I love paying the US government first

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

Pro-professional, pure persistence, I’m paper chasin’

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

You can watch Caitlyn Jenner fuck a dude in his ass on @Twitter but don’t say Bruce

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

@LukeWarrd Zap

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

I dropped regular banks about 4 years ago- it’s been nothing but a pleasing experience. Get away from the big names and put your money in a place that benefits the majority- not makes the rich richer with crazy fees

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

@Chime https://t.co/fl0EeTKr22 #ChimePridePaysSweeps

[Taylor Hawkins @originalthawk]

@acemagnum97 @susyhatton No