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Staunch AF.

[Porter @oring10]

Getting jacked for sales calls. @vino_9904 "Dopeman" by N.W.A. from Straight Outta Compton (2002 - Remaster) ♫ https://t.co/3x6nMZ51jA

[Porter @oring10]

#NowPlaying The Ledge ♫ https://t.co/CBs4vCMTso

[Porter @oring10]

#NowPlaying "Collapse" by Vancouver Sleep Clinic from Winter ♫ https://t.co/DjwbuGvasU

[Porter @oring10]

Cleaning crew literally ran out of bleach cleaning Vino's bathroom this morning. Ran to store to buy bleach & sars masks. #MindBlown

[Porter @oring10]

@vino_9904 @RJinVegas We'll just shut face and keep winning games over here, I guess. #Texas

[Porter @oring10]

@vino_9904 @RJinVegas God damn it

[Porter @oring10]

Hey @KirkHerbstreit Iowa leads B1G in plays of 60yds or more, Dez King leads NCAA in INTs, QBr is 72.2.Yet sans flash in ESPN's eyes?Explain

[Porter @oring10]

Not sure what talking heads consider "flashy" but my guess is they aren't even watching. Team actually is flashy this year. Not that I care.

[Porter @oring10]

Funny part is- Iowa actually leads B1G in explosive plays (plays over 60 yds), Dez King leads NCAA in INTs (8), & QB has QBR of 72.2.

[Porter @oring10]

Love how the narrative has shifted from 'not that good' to 'not flashy' for Iowa.

[Porter @oring10]

@AndersonBenner Only if they are 13-0. 12-1 Rose Bowl, which is chis

[Porter @oring10]

12-0 Iowa vs 12-0 Ohio State. B1G championship, Indianapolis Indiana, 12/5/2015. PLEASE

[Brent Yarina @BTNBrentYarina]

#B1G. #SECMyth

[Aaron Brenner @Aaron_Brenner]

The Top 25 teams have a total of eight home losses. The 8 winners: Iowa, Notre Dame, LSU, Miss St, Ole Miss, Ariz St, Navy, and Iowa again.

[Kevin McCallister @Home_Alone_Kev]

See that garbage can full of salt? That's where he keeps his victims. The salt turns the bodies... into mummies.

[Big Ten Network @BigTenNetwork]

👀

3. @OhioStAthletics
5. @HawkeyeFootball
13. @MSU_Football
14. @umichfootball
18. @NUFBFamily
25. @BadgerFootball

[Porter @oring10]

Fuck you very much, Kirk. https://t.co/k0TUqqviOR

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

Iowa comes in at No. 5. @KirkHerbstreit, your thoughts? https://t.co/ZwCGvhNJ3O

[Hawkeye Nation @hawkeyenation]

Hmmm...ESPN now being forced to compliment Iowa...this is so entertaining

[Spencer Paysinger @PYSNGR]

Everyone is just waiting to be offended by something.

Live.

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

when u see an undervalued asset