Jenny 💙

Freelance translator. Music nourishes my soul. Dogs.

[Jenny 💙 @Orko77]

@Leon03464857 @nectar Same here.

[Jenny 💙 @Orko77]

@SwapmyVote Getting quite a lot of suggestions from people who don't seem to understand how it works...

[Jenny 💙 @Orko77]

Is it just me or does @XanderArmstrong look like @clarkgregg?!

[Jenny 💙 @Orko77]

@mikegarry @CCfunkandsoul @BBC6Music @orbitalband @DavidHolmes____ @official_jcc @philipglass @neworder @IggyPop Judas!

When my grandma was in a home with advanced dementia, my dad would sing songs to her and leave her to fill in the last word of a lyric. It's one of my last memories of her laughing with us as she (inadvertently?) filled it in with something hilarious every time.

[Jenny 💙 @Orko77]

@LancashireTea Where can I get one of those flags* or mugs? Please...🙏

[Jenny 💙 @Orko77]

@markjp1968 @PuressenceManc Kept refreshing, fortunately managed to get some. But there's Friday too. Fingers crossed it's more successful for you!

[Jenny 💙 @Orko77]

@markjp1968 @PuressenceManc Same...

[Jenny 💙 @Orko77]

@xtofallabout Phew. It's not just men. They'll bury anyone.

[Jenny 💙 @Orko77]

@xtofallabout That's going to take some doing. Maybe they can hire @AldiUK staff. They're very efficient.

[Jenny 💙 @Orko77]

@Jodurie Just an FYI, the ou in Bouzková and Vondroušová is pronounced the same way. Like "oh" as in nose.

[Jenny 💙 @Orko77]

@Mr_Dave_Haslam @factoryintl Haha, I'm sold anyway.

[Jenny 💙 @Orko77]

@smuffie Maybe they're trying to turn the world off and on again?

[shitscaredmum @shitscaredmum]

As requested, this is the letter Laura wrote for the @BarrowfordHead Yr6 leavers. She was a wise old thing and we miss her every minute ❤️

[Jenny 💙 @Orko77]

@emyloulabele @purplepantaloon I suppose Dad was lucky to be close to home when he gave up waiting for @TheRAC_UK last night...

[Martin Daubney 🇬🇧 @MartinDaubney]

Dear @TheRAC_UK my missus broke down on the M4 & called you FOUR & HALF HOURS AGO. Nobody has turned up yet. My kids are making the best of it camped on the hard shoulder, but they're getting cold now as it gets dark...

[Flora @FloraSCooper]

I've just had the call. I've refused entry. This is an interesting phone call.

Doing this for everyone for our school staff everywhere!

@Ofstednews
@Headteacherchat

#ShineOn
#BurnBrighter

[Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot]

This is one of the most unintentionally baffling pieces of government comms I have ever seen

[Jenny 💙 @Orko77]

@threadreaderapp unroll

[🇺🇸 JewWhoHasItAll @JewWhoHasItAll]

#DearStaff,

#Chag #Purim sameach to everyone!

As you may have noticed, as your Christian colleagues ask for numerous days off again, we are now in the midst of yet another #Christian #holiday #season.

1/27

[Jenny 💙 @Orko77]

@smuffie Husband asked me last week if Home Bargains sold truffle oil. I'm not sure where this puts us.

[Paul The Trombonist @JazzTrombonist]

I accidentally texted my wife with voice recognition...while playing the trombone