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Fastest woman in the parish.

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@chastonmiller18 Reminds me of the time I got kicked out of sports direct for doing this....

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@planet181 Representing ✊🏼

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@Cougie I didn't tell him who ended up on the podium so he could fully enjoy the anticipation 😂

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@RickieWrites https://t.co/GsQ2oQ7C6Z

This is generally a good place to start looking for a female tradie (from a 44 year old apprentice plumber 🧑🏼‍🔧)

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@Cunty_Smurf With respect, Lisa, hard disagree.

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@Cunty_Smurf what's the fucking point

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Artist paints microscopic Van Gogh works inside watch https://t.co/ubxyYCQIrW

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@Gazz_TheRover Well, after 22 years in social care I felt the same way, took a massive risk and quit my job to retrain as a plumber. Bagged a dream apprenticeship 12 weeks later. Taking risks pays off. You're only here once mate, go for it.

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@Cunty_Smurf URSKA'S BOYFRIEND!

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🇫🇷 #TDF2023 Wheel of fortune 🔁

Pause to pick a winner 💛✨🏆

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@officiallyfreud 😍

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@peatpixie It just blows my mind that people are still so aggressively weird about women doing "mens" jobs like being able to do physical stuff is gender specific 🤷🏼

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@DrMuttley Earliest documented head stand I found was 1992 apparently 🤸🏽‍♂️

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Took my wife to the Yorkshire Sculpture Park for his birthday and surprised him with cake 🩷

Happy birthday @Cunty_Smurf X

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@Neily_wilko I've cried 4 times now 🥹 Absolutely loving it

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@katesaunders13 I've cried twice already 🥹

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@KenGorry Bore off.

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@HarryMcDukesJnr Aye aye aye aye aye aye aye

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@Cougie Red buttoned it here 🤘🏼

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@officiallyfreud @Sarahjanewoo Nah it’s fine. Always happy to talk about my odd little foray into the weird world of foot fetishist 😂

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@officiallyfreud @Sarahjanewoo You called?