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[~ @viagrafaII]

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[James Kavanagh @JamesKavanagh_]

I adore seeing extremely hungover disheveled people queuing for brunch not even speaking to their fragile friends beside them

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said '94. He replied 'Is that 1994?'. Oh sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“Where’s the best place to stand during an earthquake?”

Me, an intellectual:

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Everyone saying it’s a bad time to buy a used car because they’re so expensive but my neighbor Chris just sold me his 2018 BMW for $500 and all I had to do was sign some forms saying I was with him all day on May 31st.

[AJ+ @ajplus]

How did India become the epicenter of the pandemic?

[Orlaith @orlaithred]

@lilziz_official @CasprCiara

[spochadóir @spochadoir]

Hell yeah it’s the roarin twenties. Roarin fuckin crying! am I right guys

[Destiny @uhdestine]

in conclusion