Now I understand why M. Night Shyamalan is so obsessed with plot twists, why the fuck do 2/3rd of videos to come out of lndia always end with some absurd (in this case literal) twist?
I go on Facebook once a year to check who still wishes me happy birthday. A few years ago I read a fascinating book on the Congolese Civil War, started looking up militia commanders who’d been interviewed, realised they all had Facebook accounts and started sending them friend requests so for a couple of years now I’ve received more happy birthday wishes from Congolese warlords than university friends.
“Los niños de hoy en día necesitan ver YouTube en el coche para no aburrirse”
Yo con 7 años cuando mi gota de lluvia favorita perdía la carrera en la ventana: