David Orlowski

Stay at home dad of 6. Destiny 2 enjoyer. All-around great guy. (he/him)

[David Orlowski @orlochavez]

@floydperdway @MericasPlumber1 @MZHemingway @tomselliott It’s weird that you said Marxists 3 times in one tweet

[David Orlowski @orlochavez]

@reckless__slays @BungieHelp Tell me you don't understand network management without telling me you don't understand network management

[David Orlowski @orlochavez]

@AlecLace @charliekirk11 Donald Trump - convicted felon - claims that he himself is the smartest person he knows.

Careful, your clown shoes are showing.

[David Orlowski @orlochavez]

@Jack_Cardiac @RibbedCuke @CheshireWraith @BungieHelp @DestinyBulletn Maybe if you post this same picture under like 5 more tweets, it'll make you seem like you know what you're talking about.

Maybe.

[David Orlowski @orlochavez]

@Shann_aniganns @BungieHelp If maintenance requires the game to be offline for three hours, it's either three hours before or three hours after. Lots of folks on the east coast log in between 1pm-4pm. Three hours before means fewer people are impacted.

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@VoxSpackle @TreyWHenry @TheQuartering @BurgerKing Lmao. No. Their speech is saying “We’d rather not do business with this person and/or company.” Which is their prerogative regardless of whether or not Brand is guilty.

[David Orlowski @orlochavez]

@toddleton @LuminescentDre1 @BungieHelp Those are automatic messages. They don’t actually mean that someone at Bungie is saying “Hey, Author, you specifically need to check your network because we genuinely think it’s you.” It’s just a general recommendation to check your stuff when these type of issues occur.

[David Orlowski @orlochavez]

@JakeRei08114322 @Aatu_Mori @FallenSavior3I0 @Drjusmar @BungieHelp I love how a simple explanation of how things work is “bootlicking Bungie”

Fair criticism is perfectly valid. Talking out of one’s ass and acting like they just don’t care or want to hide shit is not.

[David Orlowski @orlochavez]

@LPNational Ok, now show the graph for "size of government."

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@Aatu_Mori @FallenSavior3I0 @Drjusmar @BungieHelp The server issues started less than 48 hours ago. Shard/core/material exploits can be turned off with one simple back-end toggle. Fixing a server issue causing mass disconnects across multiple regions and scenarios takes time to troubleshoot and repair.

This is a W for Bungie

[David Orlowski @orlochavez]

@WilliamTell1313 @BungieHelp Oh, you're right. Lemme call my friend John Bungie and tell him to keep the maintenance going.

Good catch.

[David Orlowski @orlochavez]

@JulietWhisky579 @CrudeBunny @BungieHelp Yep.

Pack up the First Amendment.

A video game company banned some rando from their forums.

That's it. That's the complete end of free speech. Worst thing that ever happened.

[David Orlowski @orlochavez]

@inspanish_ @wideawake_media "Don't trust experts."

Also

"Check the CDC for deaths associated with [vaccines]."

Which is it? Do we trust the CDC or don't we? 🤷‍♂️

[David Orlowski @orlochavez]

@MidNightRO1 @BungieHelp Joe: We're gonna change how often Rift comes up in competitive matches.

PvPers: It's gonna come up less, right?

Joe: 😏

PvPers: Right??

[David Orlowski @orlochavez]

@DaZycon @BungieHelp Can I offer you an 🍆 in this trying time?

[David Orlowski @orlochavez]

@MaysteadBrandon @BungieHelp You're definitely going to get the response you want from the technical information twitter account that only tweets about maintenance, bugs, and other technical issues and never replies to any tweets ever.

[David Orlowski @orlochavez]

@Serj_7509 @aguynamednate @TheTrueVanguard "What’s a Destiny Opinion you hear ppl say often that makes zero sense to you? Like, you think it’s a dumb take."

☝️ This. RIght here. This one.

[David Orlowski @orlochavez]

@StevePrice44981 @ZUZUPETALS9 Yeah. Yuck.

[David Orlowski @orlochavez]

@EasySkanka @EthanNeale1 @BfollowedbyS "Use your eyes"

"...haven't tweeted about Destiny in 3 weeks"

👀 Last tweet 6/23/23

"...3 tweets this month"

👀 7 tweets since June 1st (not counting RT)

I used my 👀 and they say you're full of 💩

[David Orlowski @orlochavez]

@EvanOake @solarphy @EasySkanka Bruh. It's literally a thread about patterns in D2 statistics. It's not about "Is the game shit or not?" Read the room, or better yet, just read the tweets.