DeX

Either it will or it won't work and If it don't work we'll think it should've

I just shoot bears not poke 'em

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

Remind yourself that everything in life is temporary.
So cry when you need to.
Grieve when you must, but it will pass.
This means that the good things are temporary as well
So Enjoy the moment
Laugh as much as possible.
And love whenever you can.

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

"Wow you look tired!"
Believe me it's more than just a look

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

Hot take: investing is just socially acceptable gambling

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

45° in the Spring is not the same temperature as 45° in the fall and I will not be convinced otherwise

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

Resolution for 2024 ~ Not listen to such sad music all the time

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

Yet it's not the worst call of the first half

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

INSANE: #Eagles CB Darius Slay tackles the #Bills receiver before he could catch the ball and the #NFL refs call nothing

😳

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

Penn state loses, buffalo loses, both fantasy teams down bad...
rough weekend

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

If you start by burning the candle in the middle you can burn it at four ends instead of two 🕯

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

Maybe one day they won't think I'm being sent in to buy alcohol underage

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

Crooked trees grow crooked roots

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

"Planting peanuts over here"
I've got some pistachios in the works so we'll see how it goes

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

They say pressure makes diamonds so how the hell am I still coal

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

Got to stop searching for Zebras before I look for horses when I hear hoofbeats

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

@Ryfrankoski @PlanetFitness Mailed one already, guess who still got charged anyways

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

Canceling a gym memberships has to be one of the most pointlessly difficult things these days... @PlanetFitness

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

You ever consider taking a protein sized scoop of pre workout

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

You ever been so tired and overworked that a cold beer doesn't even taste good?

Yeah me neither

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

Big "Ya know what I'm just gonna make a spreadsheet" type of guy

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

*Hands someone my Texas ID...

*sighs ~ It's always what are you doing all the way up here? Never how are you doing up here 😮‍💨

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

That which fortune has not given cannot be taken away.

[DeX @ormond_dexter]

90% of my dream last night made absolutely no sense, 5% was scary accurate, and the last 5% seemed reasonable conclusion... I think I'm gonna listen to it