Greg Ormsby

Communications at Salesforce-Tableau. Self-professed Curious George. Smiling is my favorite.

[Mark Nelson @MarkTNelson]

Today we launched our 2022 Data Trends report. We’re at an unprecedented moment in time for data–and I believe future success is dependent on navigating these trends. Read on for more: https://t.co/bikv0iSKSj

[Jim Cramer @jimcramer]

i am on a quest to stop SPACS; the ipo process works. ENOUGH. Stop killing our markets. Between the meme nonsense and these i have had enough, I am mad as hell and i am not going to take these SPACs anymore. GREED!

[Anna Irrera @annairrera]

I interrupt my maternity leave to tell you I have decided to troll my own child.

[Greg Ormsby @ormsbygr]

I love good satire–but this really takes the cake. Due to what I'll call shock-laughter, I actually spit the water I was sipping onto my keyboard just now.

[Inspired by Iceland @iceland]

Some said an open-world experience this immersive wasn’t possible. But it’s already here. And you don’t even need silly VR headsets.

Introducing, ✨Icelandverse✨
#icelandverse

[Greg Ormsby @ormsbygr]

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[Jim Cramer @jimcramer]

why is the market not closed today to honor and remember? Do we need to make that much money?

[Greg Ormsby @ormsbygr]

https://t.co/Mz1Ahl5K4Q

[Salesforce @salesforce]

We’re excited to announce our partnership with @TeamUSA, the @LA28 Games, and @NBCUniversal to build the most engaging digital fan experience in sports with Salesforce #Customer360.

#WeAreTeamUSA https://t.co/NfVz17SPqi

[Francois Ajenstat @Ajenstat]

Delivering analytics into the flow of business: The #Tableau innovation vision. Find out where we are taking the @tableau platform, accelerating innovation with @salesforce and helping organization build a data culture. https://t.co/7r0h0dI8qB

[Greg Ormsby @ormsbygr]

Christina Farr, making PR people better since 2011 😂

[Christina Farr @chrissyfarr]

A not-very-helpful thing that companies do a lot: Pitch data they've gathered on under embargo.
More helpful: Openly offer to aggregate data for a reporter that is already working on a story. And let us know what data you have so we can keep that in mind and reach out to you.

[Thomas Goetz @tgoetz]

Didn’t expect @jack to start a public education campaign on eating disorders & gender double standards, but I’ll take it.

[Greg Ormsby @ormsbygr]

Welcome to the team, @GJMooreMDPhD!

[Greg Ormsby @ormsbygr]

@RoverDotCom this is creepy af and a marketing miss. Dog memes = cute. Targeted pet personification for marketing/sales purposes is weird.

[Greg Ormsby @ormsbygr]

@UPS snow been melted for days so, should I just plan on picking this up at the warehouse or just watch the Groundhog Day updates on the shipment progress?

[Greg Ormsby @ormsbygr]

Just brought tears to my eyes. Keep going, @Nataliew1020, the world needs more of you. 😭🙌🏼♥️

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

In the year since their friends were killed, the students of Parkland refused to settle for the way things are and marched, organized, and pushed for the way things should be - helping pass meaningful new gun violence laws in states across the country. I'm proud of all of them.

[Marlee Matlin @MarleeMatlin]

“When everybody plays, we all win.” Best commercial at #SuperBowlLIII was by @Microsoft. Good going! https://t.co/WGFFErDdIW

[Greg Ormsby @ormsbygr]

@kimpetras @kristencreag you’re welcome

[Greg Ormsby @ormsbygr]

@kristencreag @fyrefestival I want to watch this so badly!!!

[Satya Nadella @satyanadella]

The Puget Sound is Microsoft’s home and we believe everyone who works here – our employees & partners and all those who serve our community: teachers, small business owners & first responders – should be able to live here. And we are committed to doing our part.

[Greg Ormsby @ormsbygr]

@ChelseaHallman @kriskinnymccow Phew. This was A. LOT. And the tour is back on btw.