** Great British Bake-Off technical challenge, 890 AD **
Paul: in last place, whose was this? It’s burnt to a crisp.
[no one owns up]
cake: ÆLFRED MEC HEHT GEWYRCAN
Student: “Hi, how are you?”
Me: “Great! How are you?”
Colleague: “Hi, how are you?”
Me: “Oh, hanging in there! You?”
Wife: “Hi, how are you?”
Me: “😭😭😭” [stress-eats caramels and demands cuddles]
Still accepting submissions until Sept. 15 for "Beyond Borders and Boundaries in Early England," K'zoo 2019! Very excited to have Professor Lindy Brady, who has kindly agreed to serve as a respondent. Full details: https://t.co/3Z3tialR54