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Could you do me a huge favor? 🥺Please accept my invite so that I can get free gifts
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Can you take the BlACK FRIDAY gifts and accept my invitation? -For real? -Sure, only 2 steps to take the gift and help me get mine!
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@jbgobigred @hilcrowder If we're both paying for things how is the husband getting 100% of all assets fair?

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@vexwerewolf Aren't mens bathing suits like that meant to compress your eggplant and tomatoes as much as possible to make you more aerodynamic?

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@Big_boii_x @happinasu @raswojak @sodemonaisa @bbytengu You can mop the floors as much as you like, but if you wear shoes in the house that floor is still getting dirty

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@Big_boii_x @happinasu @raswojak @sodemonaisa @bbytengu It's an everybody's responsibility thing. You can wear cotton underwear and take probiotics and use weird vaginal suppositories all you want, but if your man doesn't wash his dick properly it won't prevent BV or yeast infections (and vice versa).

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@HonkIfUrHoary I didn't even get to take my shoes off before this guy decided it was lap time

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@otherhappyplace Gumby analog horror but it's just the old series with no alterations

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@Sharon67645247 @spunkyblah @GrahamStarr Especially in the head/face since it doesn't take much force to give a child a concussion

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@thornhawthorne @lisaquestions "Excuse me police; they hurt my feelings please send them to hurt feelings jail"

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@4WheelWorkOut I had watermelon candy that actually tasted like watermelon once and it was actually kind of weird

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@akaDaners @RegorRerun21 @CollinRugg @atensnut The kid died from head trauma

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@GREEAR10 @_celia_bedelia_ So are you just going to divorce once she turns 35 or...

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@_5397_ @wanyeburkett If you're talking about BC even Prince George isn't that bad as long as you aren't actively involved in drugs or crime yourself

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@YumAussir @conservativenoa @RiverTamYDN "Tissue growth disregulation" is just such a non specific thing

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@YumAussir @conservativenoa @RiverTamYDN This is the major problem as far as I understand it. Some cancers are very easy to treat and have a low rate of recurrence and some are essentially untreatable and kill you within weeks

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@RiverTamYDN Very few diseases and conditions have a cure in the way people think about cures. Even simple infections usually need multiple days of antibiotics to fully clear.

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@gertieok @AniseNot I'd definitely talk to a Dr about that, you may have actually fucked up your microbiome or just your intestines in general

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@BrandonElzby @MemeVVitch There's a decent chance it was for knitting or weaving gloves

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@okron8 @hijackhypergamy @_nomadic_soul It might just be a cultural thing, but isn't holding the door open for whoever is behind you regardless of gender just standard politeness? Do men like this just let the door slam in other men's faces?