✨Toby-Wan Kenobi✨

Toby. she/her. same soup just reheated (29). ♓️

[Fritz 🦇🐑 | #pisstwt @EvilFritter]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me faggot

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

This is the greed they spoke of in the Bible:

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A brand new “Christian men’s gym” in Georgia that bans women so pious men can have “lust-free workouts” lasted just 6 days before three men were caught “violating Leviticus in the locker room.”

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The Blood Moon is rising...

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @officeanomaly]

guys can we please play the video game 😭

[a certain hen that paints @paintedhen]

i just think they’d get along

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

I’m going to be honest with you kitten the amulet is corrupting daddy

[ganii @gahhnie]

sent this to him and said "us" and it worked its that easy guys

[Action Bronson Arroyo @JBrink90]

LAWD HE STOMPIN

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The Wish Granter

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

house of the dragon you will always be famous for this

[Leesi ☽ꨄ︎☾ @LeesiBB]

when ur a white girl but u have a sleeve

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

MET A STRANGE FELLOW ... HE HAD FOUR LEGS AND POINTY EARS ... I ASKED HIM THE TIME OF DAY AND ALL HE SAID WAS "MEOW" ... RUDE ... I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS OR WHERE I AM AND IM STARTING TO GET SCARED