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it doesn’t really matter as long as you aim for the sea....

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Please retweet.

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

It is extraordinary that the USA gets treated to a dismantling of the Tory party orders of magnitude better than the tame efforts anyone dares attempt here.

(And no, it's not the swearing that makes the difference - it's the accuracy of the attacks.)

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@iamjohnoliver turns out you can’t watch episode 16/ series 11 on @skytv for some reason? Bit of a shame really, judging by the clips being tweeted looks both informative and very relevant! Any chance of popping the whole episode up as a tweet? Asking on behalf of the uk 🙏🏻

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@michelrouxjr For the menu?

[Warp Records @WarpRecords]

🗓️

https://t.co/4zZfzJCS5Q

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@MrBlack1902 Is it time to don the sun glasses and break out that posh whiskey? 🌎💥🔥

[Warp Records @WarpRecords]

25 years of ‘Windowlicker’ 🗓️
@AphexTwin

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@quantick

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@SuellaBraverman You reap what you sow poppet..

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@Dickwith2dogs Kurt or Kris?

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@Keir_Starmer Make your mind up?

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Who the fuck eats a pasty like this? I bet he dips his scone in the cream!

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@KemiBadenoch Tone deaf and thick as mud..

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@Herring1967 Don’t waste your time with weed, Start with booze (the real gateway drug) it will give you the confidence to ask that scary chap up the back of the snug for a cheeky livener

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@RishiSunak Haven’t you got a high paid job in tech waiting? Maybe they can help find those WhatsApp messages that mysteriously disappeared? Oh and community notes says you’re a lying rat!

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@Nigel_Farage Someone jealous?

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Just pronounced weak ankles as wee cankles and now my excuse for never being a ballet dancer has gone from ex skate boarder to inflicted with very chubby legs..

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@POTUS Have you got a message for the Christian’s in Gaza?

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@quantick Is her next business venture a roofing company in madellin ? If so, I’m interested to see how this pans out.

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@LoxyFlo It’ll offset the toilet paper dragging behind his shoe nicely