Andrew Orozco

Que carne ni mas carne, asi viene el sandwich meng

[Ryan Cortes @Ryan_Cortes]

- swallows gum every time he chews it
- has never had a snickers
- sleeps with gel in his hair
- uses his stove as an alarm clock
- mansplained child birth to Smetty
- retired from saying the word penis on-air

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

LIONEL ANDRÉS MESSI IS NOT HUMAN.

[Brady Hawk @BradyHawk305]

Caleb Martin on IG:

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

FAU just went from being a possible Cinderella we all root for going forward to the most hated team in the country

[Andrew Orozco @orozconpollo]

@GioDempsey @kellyoburner Endurance training has definitely had an effect, but still has horrible shooting form, misaligned fingers on his release, and (I CANT STRESS THIS ENOUGH) a dump truck that just don't quit

[. @MiamiMatt02]

When Wii sports become real life. #WiiSports #BachelorParty #Sloshball

[Andrew Orozco @orozconpollo]

@GioDempsey @yoseajay @lel312 How does Duncan ONLY have 66% of the votes right now? Should be a clean sweep

[Andrew Orozco @orozconpollo]

@GioDempsey @Brendan_Tobin @SRochesterNBA Nobody's done toe taps for cardio since Nam

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

I might as well be a Ferrari strategist right now lol.. every week is more incredible than the other

[Andrew Orozco @orozconpollo]

@GioDempsey Gotta consider the butterfly effect here, if we drafted Maxey maybe we never get future HOF-er Max-y Strus

[Not Adam @NotAdamNB]

#Whatif: If the Heat drafted Tyrese Maxey instead of Precious they would have Kevin Durant or Donovan Mitchell by now.

Happy Sunday!

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

Kevin Durant wants to play with Haywood Highsmith, per sources.

[Andrew Orozco @orozconpollo]

@GioDempsey @ChrisBHaynes @YahooSports @lel312 I'm hearing this may be the deepest Kings squad since 2002

[Andrew Orozco @orozconpollo]

@GioDempsey @MiamiHEAT @Klow7 @lel312 Those black pants are slimming

[Brooklyn Nets @BrooklynNets]

Welcome to Brooklyn, @BucketsONeale00!

[Andrew Orozco @orozconpollo]

@GioDempsey I remember where I was when this game happened

[Andrew Orozco @orozconpollo]

@GioDempsey @USMNT @RealUSMNT @tyler_adams14 @cpulisic_10 I'm not saying that I like it, what I AM saying is that this is an important phase he needs to go through to bring home a World Cup trophy

[Malika Andrews @malika_andrews]

Jimmy Butler is a bad, bad man.

An All-Time game from him. 45 points in 45 minutes.

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

Blasting Pepas

[Tom Haberstroh @tomhaberstroh]

👁 The Heat are an NBA-best 15-6 since this happened.