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[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Vijana wa Elon Musk 20 million inatoka wapi?

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Sai ukipata mentor mzuri akuguide on how to earn from Twitter, by early next year utakua na Demio ama Vitz brand new walai, huku TL kuna pesa ajabu

[Jabez @Jabali_Jr]

Siri ya kununua household items na electronics ni kulipia pole pole walai. Ukijidanganya ati utajaza pesa hadi ulipe once hio pesa hupata shugli.

[artins🇰🇪 @martinsstony]

I still don't understand why people use expensive toilet paper

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Mwanaume kukosa beards is the worst I can wish for my enemy. Kuna beardless nigga ameambiwa na donda "Madam fare hapo"😂💔

[WILLS🦇PES⚽ @GodswillOs30688]

🚨📢:𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: For those who don't know yet and those asking questions, France will be coming with a manager on Thursday...

Rn I have no idea of the managers playstyle or stats, we will have to wait till Thursdays to find out to avoid giving false info or I inform immediately I get an update🙏🏽🤝 #eFootball #イーフト

[Ugonna Okeke @Victorokeke_]

I'm obsessed with flawless alignment.😭
26 jerseys, 3 rows, 1 continuous line.

A geometric perfection masquerading as a team photo.😭😭😭

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

This is nothing. I took my kids to the cinema and bought them all a large popcorn each.

[3.0 TDI @Urunzii]

There is a time 10 years ago at night I parked a Honda Fit & went to a restaurant,kutoka nje nikapata gari hakuna. I looked everywhere mpaka nikadhani sikuja nayo. Called my old man,he took some mins then told, ‘Gari yako inavutwa with hazards on towards Kamukunji’😂

[𝐓Ξ𝐓𝐒𝐔 @_Tetsuxyz]

Cursor switching in eFootball sometimes feels like the game is choosing players through raffle draw 😭

[MVR💔😈 @BIG_MVR]

This is exactly why people think he’s old

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡 @tweetcunha]

Ok bro 👍🏻

[gids @gidikariuki]

You have to give it to hoes mahn

They love like it’s their very first time.

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

Brayo (Aloo Aloo) from Tenri School Embu just landed a brand deal with Denri Company alongside his fellow vibrant candidates.

[Threat Level Midnight @__tichi__]

Nbo has started having that green and white flag country aesthetic

[Jacques @lacasaa__15]

Cannot wait to get rid of Dida

Useless piece of trash goalkeeper I swear

I will do anything for Van der Sar

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

You miss a lot of opportunities to make money when you don’t have money

[stunner @KooNti10]

Rhythms 👀

[Miss.ayo.artss @madamayo_]

First in my bloodline to see this

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

86 year old Pennsylvania farmer rejects $15 million offer to turn his farmland into a data center

“I don’t want to see the farm destroyed”