Orry Perry

[aaron. @ayroned]

saying you in somebody head and then smoking a 29 point lead is the funniest thing a French person has ever done

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.

[Underwood 4 Heisman @12_beersdeep]

Random take: Sacks counting as negative rushing yards for QBs is such a dumb rule in CFB

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

Sherrone Moore when he sees Mike Vrabel at the next Sex Addicts Anonymous Meeting

[Orry Perry @orry_perry]

@Savageboston 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Mike Vrabel: "I'll cut my penis off if I win the Super Bowl."

Dianna Russini:

[Boorish @Boorish_Sports]

If I had to bet on which of Dianna Russini’s children grows up to be 6’ 4” 250lbs I would put my money on the one named Mike.

[Kay Akerele @LordoftheSquad]

Apparently winning 3 consecutive championships twice is a horrible goat argument but going up 2-0 in the first round at 41 solidifies it. Gotcha.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[💛Adelaide🤍 @BreadstickMommy]

THEY GENUINELY ROBBED HIM OF LIVING IN THE 90S AND EARLY 2000S BUT WOKE HIM UP NOW????

[KNICKS IN FIVE KHLOE @762x54RAWR]

now that im an adult i understand why all my grandma did was smoke cigarettes on her patio listening to music

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Every Gatorade commercial is an athlete. I just want 1 hungover person. That’s all I ask.

[Emily 🌺🤍 @itzjussEm]

Sex is cool but have you ever seen your team comeback down 28-3

[BowTiedPhys @BowTiedPhys]

“What was it like driving in the 2020s?”

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Dustin Pedroia

That guy rocked.

[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

Need Will Campbell to reach out to Dante Scarnecchia like Creed did with Rocky. I’m talking moving into Scarnecchia’s house. Up at 5:45am. Wilderness training montage. Inspirational quotes about how you can’t anchor against a bull rush until you anchor yourself

All-Pro incoming

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

You gotta be a sick individual to even think about throwing this.

[𝓥𝓘𝓥𝓘𝓐𝓝 𝓜𝓐𝓡𝓢𝓢 @marssvivan]

This made me spit out my coffee.